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Ex Cop. Private Eye. Midwestern Supremacist. I write about guns, politics, and pop culture

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Joined September 2019
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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Drive your GoyCart and Shut The Fuck Up
@SawyerMerritt
Sawyer Merritt
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NEWS: Fiat says it will be releasing a tiny EV in the U.S. in Spring 2026 called the Topolino. • Range: 46 miles • Top speed: 28 mph • 99.6 inches long • Cost: $11,500 (9,900 Euros) in Europe. TBD on US pricing. • The US version could be a little different due to local
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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Can a white boy speak a lil Vietnamese?
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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I don’t want DEI for stupid people. The Tard Right are a liability
@SaladBarFan
RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS
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Crazy how knowing a bunch of basic financial concepts invented by English and Scottish dudes is enough to drive the Peasant Right into a fury
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@GetRammed_69
RamLover69 New Account
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That’s a small price to pay to own a Motortrend truck of the year award winning Dodge Ram
@redpillb0t
redpillbot
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American man finances a $111,916 Dodge Ram and pays $1,898 a month. After 84 payments, the total hits $159,464 He pays $47,548 EXTRA in interest This isn’t “financing”, it’s usury
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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How I spent 2012 as a millennial (being a dipshit probie)
@vocalcry
Circe
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Apparently there is now a Gen Z TikTok trend where they are romanticizing being a millennial in 2012
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The H-1B great replacement came for RW e-girls too 😭
@priyaee_
Priya Patel
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The price of everything has gone UP, but the quality of everything has gone DOWN! Why?!
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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I find it really interesting how some of the most accomplished men on Earth post absolute cringe on their social media
@bigcontentguy
big content guy
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tom brady with the most divorced dad insta story of all time
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Oh you’re a fan of Santa Claus? Name every present
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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The thing you gotta remember about these America-hating dicksucks is that none of them actually work a real job. None of them build anything, or protect their community, or provide a useful service to their people. They tweet for a living. Profoundly unserious people.
@JulienHoez
Julien Hoez
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I don’t think that Americans quite understand just how sick and tired of their bullshit we Europeans actually are.
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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The new Glock looks great. I’d say it solves 90% of the complaints most serious shooters have with the outgoing designs. I’m getting one ASAP
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@KarolusWangus
Milan Busk
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@avispartan1
Alain Beidou
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Westoids don't understand that the actual result of CCP collapse would be a series of the largest cannibal r*pe pogroms in recorded history and not 'freedom and democracy'.
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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lol. lmao.
@Polymarket
Polymarket
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JUST IN: Suspected J6 pipe bomber's legal counsel projected to argue he was included in Trump's pardon of those involved in January 6th.
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@uncledoomer
doomer
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the ramifications of ashkenazi jews being genetically italian are absolute earth shattering youre telling me that the state of israel is basically a heavily fortified middle east version of little italy?
@IterIntellectus
vittorio
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ashkenazi jews are italian?
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@TheKnownOtaku
Pun Otaku (Polls Arc)
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Or as I say
@IamSean90
Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior)
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Caleb Hammer becoming public enemy number 1 of the left because his show inadvertently reveals what everyone who knows broke people actually sees daily. That they very often make poor choices, have victim complexes, & low impulse control. Is legitimately hilarious
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@CaimanPI
Caiman | Private Investigator
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Submitting this doctor to @StopAntisemites for AntiSemite Of The Week
@escapefrommelos
Melian Refugee
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name a bigger downgrade https://t.co/SIVoIxY8cp
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@bowtiedgerman
Bowtied German || 🐓
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The year is 2041 A subreddit called r/ChildrenOfXParents has just reached 50,000 subscribers Discussion threads include - My parents homeschooled me with zero experience and now I can't function socially in college - Mom told me to drop out of high school at 17 to start a
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@uncledoomer
doomer
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no neo, im telling you then when youre ready, you wont have to check the account location
@infodexx
Infodex
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Ideal age for marriage: Biologically - 15 years. Religiously- 15-17 years. Socially - 26 years. Legally - 18 years. Traditionally - 24 - 28 years. Economically - 30 years. Logically - never.
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