bit mean but can't help it

They said his name began with M - and his name was. Malbert Meinstein.

I know it's AI having a massive brainwrong but it's the exact type of stupid joke I like to make to an audience of groans and so I really love it.

I am annoyed at how much i laughed at this.

RT @alvarofberro:

Life is genuinely relentless

Has there ever been a Supersize Vs Superskinny where they've hated each other so much they've had a fight? Think that would be quite funny.

RT @MorganE07969703: Crikey, was just on the station and saw this poster. The Elite Squad certainly aren't messing about.@VintageMrHobbes @….

One of the best lines of all of Peep Show.

Also if you've not watched Office Space - please, please, PLEASE watch it. I beg you. I watch it at least twice a year.

Turns out I was beaten to this by many other people.

RT @lucymarionbrown: Waking up for our daily briefing in Blighty

If I may be so bold I might suggest that this strange inability to take the political battle seriously may have contributed to said losses.

Incredible that despite losing two elections over the last 10 years they still believe that the opposite side of the political spectrum is all smoke and mirrors instead of it being real people

Everything is gay.

RT @imagesaicouldnt:

Also the entire point of the Gog episode is that Gog is a successful entrepreneur (and a bit of a knob) and Jeremy is still an unemployed loser, and that Jeremy used to bully Gog in school and the tables turn.

Inside the mind of The Most Unemployed Man on Twitter.

Jeremy Usborne ran over a beloved family dog, tried to burn the corpse and when that didn't work ate the flesh of the dead dog in front of its owner who was beside herself with worry about the fact the dog was missing. However a man who has a job is somehow worse

RT @Heeehooooo: @HiddenYorkshire @glock who shot me.