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Yeah. He’s not it anymore. There’s a new sheriff in town. His name is…ME!
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I’m gonna tell my kids this is Papa John.
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People never stopped being excited about pizza. They stopped being excited about Papa John’s which is utterly shitty pizza.
To get people excited about pizza again, Papa Johns is offering a new spin on the classic, with Papa Bowls that are all topping — no crust.
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Tim Allen is a simple man who loves the simple things in life, like mass murder and squealing on friends for personal gain.
Tim Allen likes Trump for the fact he pisses people off.
I could get behind logic like that if it weren't for the fact his buffoonery led to the deaths of half a million people and counting.
Hilarious.
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The Dead Kennedys nailed it re: Sammy Hagar:
See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55
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Steal it back when you two start blowing each other.
Your 10 years old and we just stole your lunch money. What you gunna do?
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“A hot plastic tray of discarded pizza toppings” is the best description of John “Papa John” Schnatter I’ve yet heard.
"I don't know, I'm kind of tired of pizza..."
"Well, can I interest you in a hot plastic tray of discarded pizza toppings?"
"SURE!"
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I found the saddest phrase ever:
“You peaked at Chachi”. God-DAMN!!!😂
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When you get told you can’t do a racism on the job.
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This bust really sets a new bar for bleaching your asshole.
George W. Bush, Joe Biden joke and praise Dick Cheney at his bust unveiling
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STOP ELECTING DIPSHITS!!!
"[Kids] start their day going to the corner bodega, buying cannabis and fentanyl ... They look at TikTok, that's teaching them how to steal cars."
— NYC Mayor Eric Adams (D) echoes GOP talking points while speaking at the National Day of Prayer conference
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“…and I want him inside me!”
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Anybody got a cigarette?
Dr. Fauci just knocked the absolute shit out of Rand Paul.
It brings me such pleasure.
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Ain’t nobody wants a theater handy from Margie.
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Why are the FBI and the DOJ protecting the Biden family’s alleged crimes?
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We already knew
@elonmusk
is multi-talented, but he can also open a beer bottle with another bottle 🤯
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Twitter locked my account out until I deleted my profile banner
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Hi. I'm legally obligated to tell you I've just moved into your neighborhood...
#NotAGoodConversationStarter
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This is what you get without an HOA.
We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
This is what you get without an HOA.
We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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WADDUP DICKNOSE???
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Hi Cops? Yep…a murder.
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CHECK OUT MY NEW LAMP, Y’ALL!!!
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“ROLLING THUNDERS”??? GTFOOH!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Alaska: Come for the scenery, leave because you got Bristol Palin pregnant
#BadMottosForStates
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This pic screams “I tried the peanut butter thing with my dog. More than once.”
Taylor Swift must be shaking in her boots because Sean, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, doesn't like her.
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WE’LL STOP CALLING YOU INBRED PIGFUCKING HILLBILLIES WHEN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE INBRED PIGFUCKING HILLBILLIES!!!
The Indiana Senate passed a bill letting 14- and 15-year-olds be put to work instead of going to school.
One Republican senator argued that "sleep is overrated" to support the legislation.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Their virginity.
What are these guys protecting? Wrong answers only.
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Have you seen Laura Loomer???
In my mind Carrot Top is the scariest a normal person can look without being an actual ghoul
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You forgot Ann Coulter’s vagina.
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Who is the greatest fictional driver of all time?
Who is the greatest fictional driver of all time?
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Ben Shapiro’s wife founded a company?
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Lou Reed
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You insipid cunt. You utterly vile little quisling. Go play with your ladybugs.
The last thing Republicans will do is shut down fertility clinics and limit access to legal birth control.
@HillaryClinton
, your latest attacks are BS and they are not going to work.
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Wait…Grimace has pouches? Like a marsupial? What the unholy fuck???
Jean luc Godard and Bukowski just before the cocaine ran out
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This is what psychosis looks like:
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Duder in the middle has an absolutely stellar rack!😂😂😂😂😂
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Decompose.
Name one thing Clarence Thomas can do to win your respect.
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Flip the senate, destroy the GOP.
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Who stole his ass?
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Bullshit. This is from the Moms for Liberty gift exchange.
An Etruscan Amphora; 6th Century BC.
It is now on display with other repatriated art (almost exclusively Etruscan or Greek) in Aula Ottagona, a part of Baths of Diocletian.
Now used as a exhibition space for National Roman Museum in Rome, Italy.
#archaeohistories
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Trump, ivermectin, and stupidity.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️I FUCKING CAN’T!
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They fuckin’
Ted Nugent told Kyle Rittenhouse that Obama is an “Islamic terrorist” who is married to a man named “Mike Obama.”
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IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN’T MY CONSTITUENTCY???
kim jong un look like he should be in a rocking chair fanning himself on a wraparound porch
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