“I have nothing against monkeys, because I’m sure that a monkey is smarter than a racist.” — Mario Balotelli

Tried to make it to LA before we go back home, the Civic said it had enough and broke on us! Phoenix, we here now while the car is getting fixed 🤞🏾 Gonna mob around the city in the sprinter selling CD’s in the meantime.

Bro could field a whole starting lineup for a football team

Blokes actually so elite that this is considered an average season for him and he's never talked about or even considered for the POTY. I recognise you, Erling.

Matheus Nunes > Timber

Barca are so broke they can’t even afford cleaners at this point 😭

How do we struggle against these guys every season. These guys are borderline shit yet we still manage to make them look competent every single time

Unconvincing performance ima be real. Need to strop throwing away chances like we did today. Our attackers needs to fix up

This Haaland performance 😮‍💨. Text book performance of the one against Arsenal in 2023

They’re comparing Messi lofting it into acres for jordi alba,Alves and Neymar to chase to this KDB who puts it on a platter for his teammates😭

There’s just no Messi pass you can bring to the table that kdb can’t do or hasn’t done. Let Messi try these tho

Kdb ran rings around kroos at the benarbeu few years ago kroos had to come and ask for his jersey at FT too 😂

Same beckham btw 😂

KDB didn’t create from deep, carry the ball 40 yards up the pitch, break lines, dictate tempo, press, score bangers from both outside and inside the box, just to be called a “final ball passer”

Reducing KDB to just a “final ball” passer is the fastest way to expose your football iQ.

this one too na trivela🤣😹😹🤣😭

Backheels and flicks are very easy to replicate and find. This is what I could get just by going over the old match comps I’ve done Now imagine if I had the time and access to go over his whole career

Slawn does this and gets called a genius btw

For an afrobeat song you bought and removed the guys who made it an afrobeat? No it absolutely didn’t 💀. Also Majority of people don’t even see that song as an afrobeat song lol

Turkey couldn’t save him 😭