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All the latest news, and more related to the Reds. This page is just for fun please do not take it serious!
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[🟢] NEW: Calvin Ramsay is reportedly ‘crestfallen’ and ‘unimpressed’ with the decision by Arne Slot to exclude him from the 2025-26 UCL squad. [@thetimes]
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[🟢] NEW: Arne Slot discussed the 22-man Champions League squad with Federico Chiesa yesterday. Chiesa expressed that Rio Ngumoha deserved the spot over him. (@GazzettaSport)
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[🟢] NEW: Anfield Edition are thinking about deactivating their account following Mohamed Salah's post. (@pauljoyce)
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[🟢] NEW: Oliver Glasner reportedly chained himself to a lamp post in Croydon Town Centre and threatened to blow up four local Morley’s Chicken stores as well as go on an indefinite hunger strike should the transfer of Marc Guehi been allowed to go through. [@jhus]
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[🟢] BREAKING: Marc Guehi is considering terminating his contract with Crystal Palace. (@DavidOrnstein)
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[🟢] NEW: Giovanni Leoni threatened to arrive at Oliver Glasner’s home in a Superman costume. He received encouragement from Liverpool FC staff, who said the costume suited him, but he opted to stay home for the night. (@pauljoyce)
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[🟢] NEW: A new IKEA store is opening in Liverpool in honour of Alexander Isak joining the Reds. (@LewisSteele)
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[🟢] NEW: Curtis Jones gave Alexander Isak a tour of the AXA training ground and couldn’t contain his excitement. He mimicked Isak’s iconic celebration in front of him, calling him a role model. (@pauljoyce)
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Go build something. There's never been a better time.
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[🟢] BREAKING: Marc Guehi shared Oliver Glasner’s phone number with Alexander Isak. He sent Glasner a personal message telling him to clear off. (@CraigHopeDM)
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[🟢] NEW: Alexander Isak fell asleep during his Liverpool medical, sleeping for two hours. He said he didn't sleep the previous night due to excitement. (@pauljoyce)
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[🟢] BREAKING: Joe Gomez has agreed to a two-year contract extension, securing his stay with the club until 2027. (@SkySportPL)
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[🟢] MAJOR BREAKING: Liverpool are making a last-minute push to sign Morgan Rogers. (@DavidOrnstein)
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