[🟢] NEW: Curtis Jones is not happy with Liverpool’s hierarchy. He believes he has what it takes to compete for the 9 spot. [@LewisSteele]

[🟢] NEW: Jason Tindall spotted T-Posing outside Alexander Isak’s house in Newcastle, reportedly protesting Isak’s transfer request. Witnesses say he’s been holding the pose for 3 hours straight. [@SlowSportsNews]

[🟢] NEW: Alexander Isak was playing fortnite alongside Federico Chiesa today in a sponsored stream with Samsung. His username was marino_ski. [@SamsungUK]

[🟢] NEW: Alexander Isak isn’t happy about the way Newcastle hierarchy’s have treated him over the past few days. [@LewisSteele]

[🟢] NEW: Former Liverpool right back Trent Alexander Arnold reveals his suprise pregnancy with Real Madrid teammate and husband Jude Bellingham! 🍼❤️. Trent’s camp has informed Florentino Perez of his intention to go on maternity leave ahead of this news. 🗞️. [@MadridXtra]

Alexander Isak’s agency posted this on Instagram then swiftly deleted. 🤨. Image via @TheGerrardWay

Former Liverpool player Jarell Quansah has liked a post about Erik Ten Hag’s first game in charge. 😬

Dominik you dancer! He’s defeated the Ender Dragon.

Szoboszlai is live on Twitch trying to speedrun Minecraft for anyone interested in tuning in.

RT @wirtzpong:

🚨: JUST IN . Liverpool set to hand important starting role for Academy graduate James Balagizi! 👀. Slot is said to have been blown by the young midfielder following his loan spell in 2023 at League Two outfit Crawley Town. He made 4 apps and 3/7 ground duels. [@LewisSteele]

Curtis Jones changed his YT @ to BakingwithCurtinho

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Michael Edwards opted for Hugo Ekitike over Alexander Isak at #LFC. Reason? 'Isak' sounds like 'I suck,' while Ekitike spells Ekitike backward. [@davidornstein]. Pure masterclass! 😱

Hugo Ekitike ranked Slot, Maresca and Eddie Howe. [@Eintracht] on TikTok

[🟢] BREAKING: Newcastle have approached Liverpool to tell them they will open negotiations for Darwin Nunez. [@davidornstein]

Curtis Jones has set up his own baking channel on YouTube.

[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool are planning to hijack Brentford forward Yoane Wissa from Newcastle. [@pauljoyce]

[🟢] BREAKING: John W Henry has agreed to the signing of Hugo Ekitike and has also stated that he is “Rolling in money” to Richard Hughes and Michael Edwards on Thursday Morning. [@LewisSteele]

[🟢] NEW: Manchester United tried to hijack the Hugo Ekitike deal from Liverpool this morning but the player rejected them immediately. Remember Hugo Ekitike supported Manchester United when he was younger. [@davidornstein]

[🟢] NEW: Newcastle fans are starting to think about life without Alexander Isak. Geordie Josh a self proclaimed tiktoker has stated that he “wouldn’t mind” if Isak left Newcastle this summer. Via [@TrueGeordie]

Alexander Isak has started following Liverpool on Instagram. 👀