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Science News from Cold Spring Horrors Laboratory, where our science goes to eleven! Par0dy account of science and it's horrors. Deeply unfunny.
New York. Because lobsters.
Joined March 2013
Now open to the public! Come tour the @CSHLaboratory Lobster Pits. We feed them failing graduate students and other troublemakers every day at 11:30 AM. Come witness this unique and educational event! Please call in advance to book tours for large school groups.
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@dgonzales1990 As part of our yearly “DNA Games” at @CSHLaboratory, we have gladiator fights where junior faculty fight with micropipettes and petri dishes. Winner gets tenure, loser gets thrown to the lobsters. It’s a jolly ol’ time for all.
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@elneurozorro @bita137 @doc_becca It’s the beard. Once Huberman grew it out the stimulated hair follicles activated the keratin-dopaminergic-testosterone axis, which through the process of neuroplasticity rewired his brain into who he is now. He’s having a special 6.5 hour episode on “Samson Syndrome” next month!
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Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory
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New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.
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We are super excited to congratuale our Dear Leader at @CSHLaboratory for being named NAS member for the 34th time! We will be erecting a commemorative statue of Dear Leader’s #NASmember to celebrate!
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@ClementYChow Here at @CSHLaboratory we have them fight in the courtyard using only a micropipetter and a petri dish. First to go down gets kicked out.
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Once in a lifetime, postdocs flowing underground. Once in a lifetime, unless your PO thinks you can do no wrong. Same as it ever was...
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Letting the days go by, postdocs flowing underground. Into the lab again, after the money's gone....
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You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful lab. This is not my beautiful data.
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You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? You may ask yourself, how do I work this?
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You may find yourself turning the wheels of a LARGE microscope, you may find yourself in a beautiful lab with beautiful data...
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You may find yourself gunning in a shotgun lab, you may find yourself in a university in another part of the world...
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