Now open to the public! Come tour the @CSHLaboratory Lobster Pits. We feed them failing graduate students and other troublemakers every day at 11:30 AM. Come witness this unique and educational event! Please call in advance to book tours for large school groups.

RT @CSHLaboratory: @dgonzales1990 As part of our yearly “DNA Games” at @CSHLaboratory, we have gladiator fights where junior faculty fight….

RT @CSHLaboratory: @elneurozorro @bita137 @doc_becca It’s the beard. Once Huberman grew it out the stimulated hair follicles activated the….

Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory.

New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.

RT @CSHLaboratory: We are super excited to congratuale our Dear Leader at @CSHLaboratory for being named NAS member for the 34th time! We w….

RT @CSHLaboratory: @ClementYChow Here at @CSHLaboratory we have them fight in the courtyard using only a micropipetter and a petri dish. Fi….

I mean, I’d sell my twitter handle for $50K….

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was. .

Once in a lifetime, postdocs flowing underground. Once in a lifetime, unless your PO thinks you can do no wrong. Same as it ever was. .

Letting the days go by, postdocs flowing underground. Into the lab again, after the money's gone. .

You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful lab. This is not my beautiful data.

You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? You may ask yourself, how do I work this?.

You may find yourself turning the wheels of a LARGE microscope, you may find yourself in a beautiful lab with beautiful data. .

You may find yourself gunning in a shotgun lab, you may find yourself in a university in another part of the world. .

This is not my beautiful house….

RT @CSHLaboratory: Welcome to our latest installment of the GlamSci podcast where we explore fascinating science topics to enhance your lif….

This episode is sponsored by GOYA.

Finally we will discuss nutritional supplements! Finding the right type of beans with the ideal balance of fiber and starches, to create the desired volume and texture you need for different activities ca be a challenge. So join us today on GlamSci for a rip-roaring episode!.

Activation of the recto-tectal axis can also help you retrain your brain, and overcome phobias, such as fear of enclosed spaces, for example in an elevator. We will also explore its use as a novel form of aromatherapy.