Chris Gersbeck
@CSGersbeck
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I’m Chris Gersbeck. | @DumbIndustries @MaryJoPehl @JackeyNeyman | email: [email protected]
Queens, NY
Joined December 2008
Just popping in here to remind everyone that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
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She says standing within inches of one of history's most prolific rapists
Jeanine Pirro: "We need to go after the D.C. Council and their absurd laws."
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Hi @SquarespaceHelp I'm just wondering if you plan to update your member areas, paywalls, digital products and courses any time this century? Prior to my death would be preferred.
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No one works harder at crippling your business than @Vimeo. Bravo, Vimeo, bravo.
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Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? The Mad Scientists from MST ( @TraceBeaulieu @FrankConniff ) are doing a live-stream riff on a bunch of shorts on Tuesday April 15th, and these are always great! Get your tickets now! @CSGersbeck @DumbIndustries
This Tues, April 15, 8pm, @TraceBeaulieu & I present an all-new live streaming @MST3K-style @TheMadsAreBack riff, A NIGHT OF SPRINGTIME SHORTS, with special Q&A guest KIDS IN THE HALL's Kevin McDonald! Get tix at https://t.co/Qcy3dpCt2A.
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I don't think I will ever be able to adequately describe just how shitty a platform @Vimeo is to its customers and viewers. If you're still using them, I urge you to backup all your videos and find an alternative.
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You really gotta hand it to @Vimeo for making an unusable platform even less functional than it already was
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1990s comedy summit happening in SoHo! Janeane Garafolo, Kevin McDonald and Yours Truly are in Kevin’s hilarious rock opera starting tomorrow thru Sunday at SoHo Playhouse. Also pictured: awesome rockin’ guitarist John Wlaysewski. https://t.co/mQUWMnZ2Pb
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This is really happening! I'm in a rock opera written by & starring Kids In The Hall legend Kevin McDonald, with Janeane Garofalo and Dave Hill, at the SoHo Playhouse for 5 nights starting next Wednesday, March 19th
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Fucker is a full-on Putin loyalist now, who could've seen that coming
Zelensky Oval Office visit is a Rorschach test. Right sees it as a strong American President standing up for our interests and demanding we be treated with respect. Left sees it as a bully, yelling at one of our allies and doing harm to our interests. I think they're both right.
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It's been a few weeks so just reminding you that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
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Did I mention- my alter ego Rich Koz makes a guest appearance on Steve Darnall’s classic radio show “Those Were the Days” Saturday afternoon? We’ll talk about Jack Benny, and the show’s live anniversary event in April. Go to https://t.co/tnarELkfqD and click on appearances!
metv.com
MeTv.com/Svengoolie is the official page of MeTV's Svengoolie.
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Only attending if @stripe promises to toss Zuckerberg into the fire
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: https://t.co/TmB4UkxBbQ.
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Next Tuesday, Feb 11, 8pm. A very special live streaming @MST3K-style THE MADS ARE BACK Valentine's Day show. @TraceBeaulieu & I riff the romantic classic BRIDE OF THE GORILLA. Go to https://t.co/uacVGuI96m for tickets, and remember, we love you!
dumb-industries.com
Dumb Industries is a production company that specializes in comedy & art livestreams, featuring talents like Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) alumni Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, and Mary Jo...
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Hey guess what everyone @realDonaldTrump is a rapist and @elonmusk is a Nazi
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And just like that, I'm looking for alternate payment processors. Fuck you @stripe
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: https://t.co/TmB4UkxBbQ.
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Literally every tweet from this guy now is, "Of course Trump is bad.... but you have to admit, he's got a point."
@FrankConniff Frank, as I explained on-air Trump was wrong to bring race or gender into this when he has absolutely no evidence it affected this crash. But he’s not lying that there was a terrible program that lowered standards for air traffic controllers. As a minority, I hate those programs.
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Guess what?? It's Friday and @realDonaldTrump is a rapist!
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it's been a couple days since I reminded you that @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, so here ya go: @realDonaldTrump is a rapist
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