C. L. Dennhardt
@CLDennhardt
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Author. Satirist. Bloviator. Footprints in the Caribbean https://t.co/MrB7RzQxFJ Footprints in Mexico https://t.co/HhbO9zlF7S
Joined October 2023
I DON'T CARE WHOSE C**K TAYLOR SWIFT RIDES. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!.
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RT @smcroasters: We air roast coffee not tub roast which makes a better product. We roast to order, not roast then ship to Walmart or Bass….
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RT @reemareeo: My take on the ozempic vag issue 😄.Shout out to @morals2liveby and @CLDennhardt! I stole your jokes. Tyvm 🤣 .
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Perhaps my favorite picture of all time. Husband and boy child. Buckingham Palace.
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This is a best seller?! Here I am thinking wit and substance and depth matter, and Americans are like "more glory-hole bestiality, please." F**k it. Bring the flood. I'm done.
i recently found out about this romance bestseller, popular with women i know my age & younger, which is about a millennial in a ton of college debt who goes to work at a glory hole for minotaurs and falls for the first cow she services
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When we were in Scotland in 2017, we happened to be there on July 4th. We were also there for the highland games. My husband (in the flag shirt) got roped into playing tug-o-war for the Americans, a makeshift team that spontaneously formed when they learned outsiders could join
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I'm cleaning so y'all can expect a lot of nostalgia posts. Sorry. 🙃. Urquhart Castle, Loch Ness (2017)
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I technically own title property in Scotland and am therefore "Lady Dennhardt." I can legally change my honorific on my license. Serious question, should I?
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RT @Basil_TGMD: ⚠️This is absolutely HORRIFIC ⚠️. "DON'T F**KING TOUCH US". Little girls scream at a migrant recording them before brandish….
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For the record, this is why every time someone says, ". our Democracy. " you remind them,"it's a Republic.".
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I'm genuinely starting to believe that he's ACTUALLY retraded.
SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!
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Stop buying starters! JFC, this is what happens when hipsters try to do things. So here's the whole complicated process. 1. Mix equal parts flour to water. Stir. Cover with a towel. 2. Feed daily with equal parts flour and water. You'll notice it needs to be fed when there's a.
In case you were wondering how my wife’s sourdough starter bread is going, she said this video is exactly how she feels so far. 🔊 … sound on
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BREAKING: ICE has just arrested Kilmar Abrego Garcia at his ICE Baltimore check in.
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RT @Crimnls4Safety: @Mikeggibbs This is probably the most important question I have ever asked in my life:. What kind of TV do you have?.
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RT @savagegerbil1: @WilliamA_33 They're smart animals. They see cats, and think "I can do that same job better". Yeah, they're great scroun….
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I'd love someone to look into the origins of this petition and any money supporting it.
Petition supporting illegal migrant trucker accused of killing 3 people gets 2.2 million signatures
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