is it just me or does she bear a striking and uncanny resemblance to Giuseppina Vincenzo-Stromboli, the wealthiest socialite in all of Italia, with a dark past and a terrible secret?

ME, DISCUSSING 49 of 50 STATES: we need more public transit. We need more trains and walkable cities. ME IN CONNECTICUT: once the Neutron bombs have finished their work in Darien and New Canaan, we put in a 17 lane highway. 23 lanes over the Blasted Plains of Greenwich

@NationOfMarina mermaid vs sailor is a legal adult

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Wake Up Dead Man is easily Rian’s most vulnerable, empathetic and nuanced film since The Last Jedi. Just everything from its character work to themes to screenplay it’s just fucking beautiful

Whatever one thinks of them, Johnson’s movies are nothing if not very well observed about the kinds of people they’re about.

All quiet on the frontal lobe

inventing a new "historically accurate Caesar salad" with razor blades in it and selling them to the Save Evropa accounts

You know a movie but to be religious as hell when someone tells me this

My ketamine dealer isn’t doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck

Coffee. Black. No sugar because I don't trust anything that makes this easier. The first sip burns and I let it. Pain means I'm still here. Pain means the night didn't win. I hold the cup with both hands like a man holding his own heart outside his body. Just me and something

okay first of all i am NOT unlikeable and socially inept, i convey myself with a measured and curated coarse charm, OK? write that down. "coarse charm", write it down. got it? measured. and. curated.

my best friend swears he's not bisexual but he spent 20 minutes showing me thirst traps of men last night, at one point saying "their bodies are just like- holy shit. they're so hot. like, in a bro-way." god sends his lost lambs to me but i cannot guide the willfully blind

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setting up a new computer is so fun. installing all the essentials. steam. discord. minecraft. uh. the other ones.

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how it feels to get all the wheat in Catan

Every family has that one Thanksgiving dish that no one else would understand. For my family, it is The Mold. The Mold was discovered somewhere in the depths of a 1950s cookbook or clipped out of the newspaper by my grandmother - my 4'8" little firecracker Mimi, the glue that

Every sentence of this is even better than the last.

Not sure I’ve ever felt a piercing sense of incandescent rage than the moment during my Wake Up Dead Man screening when someone from the back yelled “SIX SEVEN” in the middle of a Blanc exposition dump.