Chabuddy G
@CHABUDDYGEEZY
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Ultrapaneer People Just Do Nothing My views, not the BBC's. Agent: debi.allen @curtisbrown .co.uk
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The names Chod, Ben Chod.
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They should have called it storm Priti because this vind is so strong it's trying to deport me m8!
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In 95 a young boy saw me balling in my Merc with loads of Polish stunners and asked "Chabzy, how can I be a great ultrapaneer like you?" I told him to get those dried bean stains off his top and grow a girthy tache. That boy grew up to be Lord Alan Sugar, host of The Apprentice.
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Cancelling plans is ok. Staying home is ok. Moving to the UK with your brothers passport is ok. Soundproofing a pirate radio station with egg boxes is ok. Living in your wan and shitting in a bucket after your polish wife robbed your merc is ok. Do what U need to do 2 survive.
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So
@edsheeran
asked me to remix Shape Of You. I made a love ballad for all the aunties out there who are in love with Chabuddy G x
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Chip butty G
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Great head movement from Fury.
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Me on a date:
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Me: hey sugar tits wanna make some beige little fuckers and live the UKIP nightmare?
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Chip Butty G
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I tell u vot m8 I'm a hustler yeah, I can sell ice to an Eskimo and curry to a racist but even I couldn't sort out this Brexit bollox.
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This is like my reoccurring nightmare. I try 2 kiss Aldona but she keeps turning in2 peanut dust.
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Going to tell my kids this was Messi
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@Chabuddygeezy
nailing the crossbar challenge with an outside of the boot strike while wearing leopard print formal shoes is the best thing you’ll see all weekend 😂😂
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Serenade her with your mouth. Happy walentines xoxoxoxoo
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Same m8. I'm absolutely cream shattered.
Lil Yachty says he doesn’t have sex anymore because he had too much of it
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Hellllloooooouuuueeeewwwww?
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Aka The Brown Cassanova Aka The Off white Bruce forsyth Aka The Mayor of Hounslow Aka Alan Brown Sugar Aka Bombay Beckz Aka The kebab shop heart throb aka The Real DJ Khaled aka Gucci Girls Girth Aka 50 Shades of brown Aka your aunties favourite unlicensed uber driver aka Charlie
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I been naughty deport me 😍
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Remember lads the first hole you penetrate is her nostril. Stay fresh x
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Granola dust??? You taking me up the Jack & Danny m8?? This means VAR Jamie! You vill be hearing from my lawyer (me)
#BreakfastInspiration
....this isn't just dust, this is Jamie's granola dust 🔥
What will you serve yours with?
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When I'm half way through making love to your auntie and immigration burst in.
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Can vinter penis last all year long? Aksing 4 m8
Your dick gets small when it's cold - it's apparently called 'winter penis'
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I heard the Saudis bought Newcastle after they saw me do this in a Toon shirt m8
#CANS
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@Chabuddygeezy
nailing the crossbar challenge with an outside of the boot strike while wearing leopard print formal shoes is the best thing you’ll see all weekend 😂😂
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I'm training him.
Tyson Fury is masturbating seven times a day ahead of Deontay Wilder fight
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Forbes just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named ultrapaneer of the century but I would have to agree to an interwiew and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good u benchods and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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Only fans but with me looking sexy with wans. Only wans. Sign up now.
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Harry & Megan I'm going to let you finish but
@MCGRINDAH
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@ladymiche2
had the greatest vedding of ALL TIME!
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@realDonaldTrump
To my ex vife, Aldona. NEVER, EVER STEAL MY FOOT SPA OR MY MERC AGAIN, YOU SEXY SLAPPER! MY FEET ARE SO DRY RIGHT NOW AND I REALL VISH I HAD MY GOLDEN FOOT SPA TO SOOTHE ME! I VILL NO LONGER FALL FOR YOUR DEMENTED 10/10 TITS SO DON'T EVEN TRY AND COME BACK. BE CAUTIOUS!
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Happy international vomens day to everyone apart from Rachel.
I hate the bottom of a bag of dry roasted peanuts. Peanut dust is grim.
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if you then you don’t
don’t love deserve
me at my me at my
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This is a an ultrapaneer if I've ever seen one. Free him.
Teenager is arrested after buying PlayStation 4 for £8 by WEIGHING it in the fruit section and paying for 6lb of food at self-service till
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Helllooouuuueeeeewww
Greatest phone call scene? 📞
I'll start and it's easy:
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See ya l8a Trump benchod. There was only ewer room for one dodgy ultrapaneer with an Eastern European vife that hates him.
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WhatsApp is down. MSN messenger, this is your moment. Reclaim the throne m8.
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I'VE DONE A BLOODY BRITNEY M8!
RIP pony tail. I vill be auctioning it for charity! Wideo cumming soon
#TechHead2EggHead
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😍 😍 You vont a new step daddy m8? X
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"Yeah, a whole Internet cabin cafe, and a restaurant...I'm basically the Tony Soprano of Hounslow...I knocked out AJ back in 2012, Eddie Hearn paid me to be silent........You ever had sex in a wan before?"
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W - WOTING IS IMPORTANT
O - OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD WOTE
T - TELL A M8 2 WOTE
E - EVERYONE SHOULD WOTE
Remember this catchy analgram
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Immigration Office Man.
Batman gets his name from a fear of bats.
Using the same logic, what is your superhero name?
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Helouueew
@Cristiano
If you need a new agent meet me down curry mile, I'll be in a red wan that says 'complete Techheads'. I charge 3% and you won't pay a penny of taxes
Alternatiwely pls reply to one of the 37 emails and faxes I've sent you.
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Hounslow has five 99p stores on the High Street.
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Oh my cod! What can't this hunk do? He can even breastfeed! 😍
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Selling cheap Bitcoins. Meet up only. I'll be at Alladins chicken shop in Hounslow East from 1am onvards. (cash and gold only)
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I can officially announce that me, Chabuddy G will be your guide for the Cricket World Cup! Stay tuned for more cricket based banter isneet! Hovvvzzaattttttt?
#CWC19
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Just don't fall in love with me baby. I'm damaged goods 💋
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