Captain Disillusion
@CDisillusion
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Relax everyone, those AI-looking synthetic non-consensual re-renderings of some of the biggest creators' videos by YouTube are not GEN-AI. They are MACHINE SCHOOL BOY LITTLE BABY LEARN AND GROW INNOCENT BABY LEARNING.
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AITA Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending Story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I notice she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell “that’s cheating!” She goes “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?.
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My autograph is a collectible, but the intern’s actually devalues the items. This way an equilibrium of retail price is maintained.
I was successful! Thanks so much @CDisillusion and Intern Alan for signing these for me at #OpenSauce2025 !
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Intern Alan seems to love his and says “thank you” (whatever that means)
Here's what left after today. It was so cool meeting and shaking hands with @codemiko @strangepartscom @CDisillusion . Hope @NileRed2 got his from his team! Hopefully tomorrow has better luck!
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Tonight I'm doing a Patreon BTS livestream about the latest video!. Breaking down the VFX, roasting my own mistakes, exploring the controversy of the Lenna test image. STARTS AT 5PM ET!.
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Don’t even THINK about lookin’ for a jacket similar to mine using Apple™️ Visual Intelligence.
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I tried to make the Patreon stream thumbnail look like one of those AI thumbnails, but in-camera.
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Same place as always. In an empty room on a space station orbiting Earth. In 64³K with Glorbaflex Z-ж pentadimensional robocams 🙄.
june is here 😌 where are we filming this month?.
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@Adobe Also, having announced that the plan will be renamed/re-priced next month, still selling it under the old name/price on the website today is a very shrewd, savvy business tactic, bravo, sirs 👏
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Oh @Adobe, you're only raising the price of my subscription by $100? But you did $100 last year. I demand you DOUBLE the price to keep up with inflation. Not doing so is simply irresponsible to the shareholders. TRIPLE THE PRICE NOW OR I UNSUBSCRIBE.
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Sorry to disappoint, but the picture is nothing to do with the chair. Just happens to also have that color in it. I guess I'm glad the go-to assumption is the chair and not a pool of blood. Excellent.
@CDisillusion Hi Captain Disillusion, .Just watched your lovely video you posted today on Blur. Especially the picture of your pink chair on a pink floor. Unfortunately, having done real digital restoration before, if I am lucky I could have a partially restored image in 18 hours. But I
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All these PR reps of major brands (writing from random foreign email addresses) wanna collaborate with me.
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As a world-famous inventor, it is only natural that I am part of this high-profile maker conference. AND SO SHOULD YOU. be. So go! (I might send an intern in my place tho)
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I should really update the logo. The U-matic videotape of a telecine of an old internal training film I always copy it from is getting worn out.
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