Captain Disillusion
@CDisillusion
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Space-based individual
Earth Orbit
Joined June 2009
Ok, the Captain will probably forget his password again so idk when, if ever, I'll be able to get back on, but just wanted to share for posterity. There are some bonus pics on a diff website. Oh crap, he's waddling back in! Gotta go--
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✅ Definitively proved that Technology Connections & I look NOTHING ALIKE...
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✅ Mark Rober wasn't there to compare screams, so instead I stood quietly with his congenial representative @ScienceBob ...
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✅ @jeremy_fielding refused to build my camera robot design, but that's probably for the best...
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✅ Stared @hbomberguy in the eyes until he crumbled emotionally (the emotion was wholesomeness)...
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Hey everyone, this is Intern Alan. I had to wait 'till the Captain logged back on here & left the screen unattended in a boomer way, to finally share the results of @OpenSauceLive my quest. They are as follows.......🧵
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Relax everyone, those AI-looking synthetic non-consensual re-renderings of some of the biggest creators' videos by YouTube are not GEN-AI. They are MACHINE SCHOOL BOY LITTLE BABY LEARN AND GROW INNOCENT BABY LEARNING.
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AITA Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending Story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I notice she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell “that’s cheating!” She goes “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?
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My autograph is a collectible, but the intern’s actually devalues the items. This way an equilibrium of retail price is maintained.
I was successful! Thanks so much @CDisillusion and Intern Alan for signing these for me at #OpenSauce2025 !
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Intern Alan seems to love his and says “thank you” (whatever that means)
Here's what left after today. It was so cool meeting and shaking hands with @codemiko @strangepartscom @CDisillusion . Hope @NileRed2 got his from his team! Hopefully tomorrow has better luck!
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Tonight I'm doing a Patreon BTS livestream about the latest video! Breaking down the VFX, roasting my own mistakes, exploring the controversy of the Lenna test image... STARTS AT 5PM ET! https://t.co/POP2ofCZCD
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Don’t even THINK about lookin’ for a jacket similar to mine using Apple™️ Visual Intelligence.
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