Will never forget the day I had to explain to my MBA associate why EBITDA can’t be higher than revenue

Probably shorted solar

https://t.co/yFzD3Yv5FS

Happy 4th yall 🇺🇸🎆

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

“Are you enjoying Microsoft Teams?” Did Lehman Brothers enjoy the 2008 financial crisis?

And now we all know what it felt like to be a drywall contractor to Donald Trump circa 1985.

$RH CEO live reacts to finding out their stock is down -25% on the earnings call “Oh, sh*t. Okay. Uh-huh uh-huh. I just looked at the screen. “ H/t @Quartr_App

great quarter guys

Good morning to all Americans. 🇺🇸 We have taken Canada’s national sport. Effective immediately, all tariffs have been raised to 50% and Tim Hortons will be designated as a terrorist organization.

$META is up 350% since Zuck posted this picture. Deal with it.

https://t.co/hEQHcCPMGd

Never change, Tegus callers

When the post-earnings exhaustion/sickness/burnout hits

At least Peanut did not die in vain.

The novel that Bill Ackman is cooking up in his drafts right now is probably so large that hyperscalers have to call out a one-time 4Q comp benefit

Every short selling account on a random Thursday

Quite possibly the most unhinged Linkedin update I've ever seen. Former co-CEO of FTX heads to federal prison today to serve 7.5 years. But not before he drops this banger on social.

Stocks when I buy puts

At this hotel bar convincing an older guy that Docusign has 300,000 employees that manually print and scan every single document due to federal regulations