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@uarizona That I sat between Sister Hazel’s legs while they did a show they didn’t have to do. It was pure magic, and I’ve been a fan ever since. Amazing artists, excellent humans. Excited to see you Sat - let me know if you need security again!

@uarizona And bam - they let us use the ballroom. We had no speakers, no set up. You guys played acoustic, sitting on the edge of the stage. We got hundreds of college students to sit on the floor, and I sat at your feet as “security” For the rest of my life I tell folks…

@uarizona That we’d pay you of course but the show was cancelled (same thing happened year before with the Refreshments). You shocked us all by asking “is there any place we play inside??” Well… ah… give us a minute! We scrambled through the student union…

I was one of the organizers of “wildcat welcome week” in Tucson, AZ at @uarizona - we would host free concerts on the UA Mall for students before school started. We always worried about rain cancelling our show, and sure enough it started to sprinkle. We let you know…

@whatsuptucson Suicide Crisis Lifeline: Call or text 988. For teens: 1-800-TEEN (8336) In Arizona: 1-844-534-HOPE (4673)

Hey @ArizonaFBall can you have a word with whoever is announcing from @espn but is clearly not present, saying the energy was as “thick as the humidity” - dude, either you’re insulting our fans or you don’t know how to check the weather of where you’re pretending to be. #BearDown

Guys I just found out that @whatsuptucson is on threads, so we can all delete X now

Getting old is looking up people on IMDB who you think look old now, and realizing they’re the same age as you.

#presidentsdebate

For freedom. Eternal gratitude to our Allies.

Had surgery yesterday. Currently thinking about how Ponch had to explain to Jon that pooping once every two weeks isn’t normal. Thanks for that core memory Dax. #nopoopstoday @ArmchairExpPod

The Shane McGillis monologue on @nbcsnl last weekend was the first opening I’ve fast forwarded through. I’ve been a consistent viewer for over 30 years. I’ve watched some cringy stuff - but this was my first nope. #ShaneGillisSNL

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office. Oscar nomination goes to … Ken. #Barbie  #Oscars2024  https://t.co/mQ8xlYPzc3

Dead children in a school is not considered a “good outcome” in other nations.

I think you forgot something @jimmyjohns

Hands down @AppleTV is making the best TV right now, not even close. Lessons in Chemistry, Ted Lasso, Shrinking, Silo, the Morning Show, Foundation, Mythic Quest - and so many more I haven’t tried. My biggest beef is waiting for the next season to come out. Looking at you Silo.

I got @sammyt2840 tickets to @brettgoldstein for his birthday - traveled all the way from Tucson to Portland for last nights show, to conclude two things. 1. BG one of the funniest humans on the planet. 2. BG would love Tucson even more than Portland. #visitTucsonRoyKent

Hallmark Channel Christmas movie idea courtesy of @sammyt2840: the one where Santa uses the restroom while delivering gifts and clogs the toilet. The single man and the single woman who are roommates accuse each other of leaving a turd. Realize it was Santa. Fall in love.

I’m not sure if this is part of the gag, but blank-all-the-time #yowza is still better than X @CAH