MF's landing on that Delta flight like

I only come to this bar to plan how I’m going to steal this thing

Can’t wait for baseball to be back.

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works.

Buy the dip.

No

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https://t.co/rwKu9zCZYX

Yeah! You’ve gotta be a white Republican to do that!!!

Sonoran sucker on the fly, with some wild equine watching.

I feel very strongly that the sound is, by far, the best part of a fart.

Fire Brian Cashman.

I watched the Grinch yesterday and it reminded me of one of my favorite replies:

They refused. Back to the drawing board.

HUNTER: thank you for pardoning me dad JOE: no such thing as a free lunch jack. I need you. [produces two crack pipes] we only have a few weeks left to figure out a cure for cancer

ME: heres our crew for the heist. tom– demolitions TOM: yo M: ed– inside man ED: yup M: pat– pizza orderer PAT: let me know of any allergies

Tradition!!!!

this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her

Took Grandpa’s old aluminum boat out today.