When they fact check a joke

Ok so Happy Gilmore 2 was awesome.

If you, an adult on twitter, pettily attack other women for being friends, you might be a fucking retard

Only Portlanders understand.

RT @CCPISASSH0E: I love my gurls 🥰 @Kayoungnotold @ohnotthatmimi @hib343434

RT @mbs59er: “If she had a dick I’d suck it” ~ overhead at this event.

This shit comes in clutch

"I'm gonna go piss on an alpaca." — @beer_hads.

Happy birthday @mbs59er!.

RT @nogooddeed2: The first time we all met, we drank Ranch Waters. I’m having one tonight in honor. @ohnotthatmimi @CCPISASSH0E @hib343434….

Every time I eat a hot beef sandwich in Chicago, I'm like "you know what would make this even better? Cheese." And every time I eat a brisket sandwich in Texas I'm like "you know what would make this even better? Cheese." So in this way and this way only: Philly has My People.

I was kinda grumpy bc traveling but I just had beef, cheese, and beer and I feel much better. Thank you and goodbye, PHL.

RT @invis4yo: "You look beautiful with your hair tied back". Me with my hair tied back:

I have never once purchased or even tried any of those "prebiotic sodas" like Olipop, Bloom pop, or Poppi. More than $2 a can for 12 ounces of beverage that doesn't have alcohol in it? GTFO, that is a scam lmao. Genius marketing, I guess, because it's worked on a lot of people,.

Fuck no, my AC just stopped working at 8 pm tonight 😭.

What, did they forget the drawn butter?.

RT @Aella_Girl: the sydney sweeney ad was fine, you guys are hypersensitive and insane.

RT @CCPISASSH0E: I can tell you from experience, online friends are REAL FRIENDS. The best friends I’ve ever had or ever will have were peo….

"Swanky" isn't the adjective I would use to describe those guys.

Gtf over asshole.

If he thought he was being mercilessly mocked NOW. .