going to rock bottom do you guys need anything

Social interaction status: the chipotle worker asked for my name and I said “it’s called Brooke”

everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped

I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!??

Used fake tan & went to bed thinking I looked like a sun kissed goddess, woke up realized IM AN ORANGE BLOB

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*at the last supper* Jesus: one of you will betray me Judas:

Maybe this white lash will be subdued within 4 years and America will rise from the ashes and we'll all be fine

RIP rights 💀

It's over guys I'm sorry

This is what happens when drunk girls go to the club bathroom and meet other drunk girls for the first time.

TRUMP: so if hillary dies i'm automatically president? PIGEON: why are you talking to me TRUMP: your nest is pathetic. your eggs are small

i've shared this video over 5 times and i'm not apologizing

When I have chocolate , it's literally the centre of my gravity. No matter where I am I feel the pull toward it.

High on häagen dazs