crankdatholly
@crankdatholly
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Hi, remember me? Neither do the algorithms.
Joined November 2013
Just to preface, crankdatholly is still alive and well. I’m 27 now—yikes. And I also feel like I just emerged from prison into a new world on here. I miss Twitter days, not X. But hi☀️ I’m still roaming. And if you remember me, an extra hey to you. Instagram: hollypocketlimo
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first dude: oh my god my parents are going to cut me off girl: IT WAS MY FIRST TIME I SWEAR second dude: what
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my friend: yeah this person just won’t stop messing with me me:
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I'm watching Live PD and this teen gave the police his name as "Timmy" and the cop literally responded with "your name isn't coming up and no one has named their child Timmy in the last 40 years" LMAO
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Welcome to college I finished my astronomy test and this girl started crying about her grade and another classmate of mine came around the corner crying and said “you’re crying too?!” and they just cried together about their grades
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my professor: “wanna know how to insult someone pasty and red like me? call them this”
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it's 2006 i'm at summer camp sitting by myself eating my snack scavenging for the blue ones
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stop scrolling and look at this wholesome video of my dad talking to Ginger
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me with my contacts every morning even though I’ve worn them for 5 years:
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I’m not a professional or anything but I think it’s a proven fact that Christmas lights improve moods
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once it hits below 30 people just say “fuck it” with walking
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Karma is a real thing The popular girl who broadcasted herself on Instagram live calling me a fat whale to 70 viewers as I cried has now gained lots weight...welcome to the curvy girls club darling it’s amazing
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I swear every time I’m at cookout minding my business trying to buy a burger and go home there is a Jake, Tyler, Tanner and Kyle parked in the parking lot showing off their jacked up, lit up, unneccesarily loud truck
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I would hate to have a K9 officer and their K9 as a neighbor because you couldn’t smoke a blunt and relax without Rocky the K9 losing his shit
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It’s an unspoken rule that everyone’s restaurant choice for their birthday is a Japanese Steakhouse where they cook in front of you
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Americans: sorry bout that Canadians: oh my heavens I am utterly and genuinely sorry!!!
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My boyfriend’s dad bought him new sweatshirts and I’m so excited because that means I also got new sweatshirts
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