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Comparing Freddie to Chipper is funny to me. Like, you think Chipper would take a job in California or Toronto? Mfer isn’t even allowed in Canada
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The Braves odds to win the NL East were as low as 3.2% on 8/11. 10 days ago, their odds were 12.6%. Now they sit at 98%. Absolutely incredible
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The Braves 6-9 hitters are 0-30 with 2 walks in this series
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People will continue to blame Acuña when Austin Riley has hit .067 in the series
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LMAO THE PHILLIES RADIO ANNOUNCERS WERE SO MAD AT OZUNA AND WASHINGTON FOR HIGH FIVING AFTER HIS HOME RUN
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I see that a lot of people thinking that Alonso is saying “throw it again!” But what he’s actually saying is, “the New York Mets haven’t won a World Series in 37 years. We are irrelevant.”
Here's Pete Alonso yelling out to Bryce Elder:
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The Braves are 5-1 since the infamous Luke Jackson bicycle tour
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6th inning: Greene
7th inning: Melancon
8th inning: Smith
9th inning: Jackson
Man what a bullpen
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Austin Riley was the Braves 9 hole hitter in game 1 of the 2020 NLCS
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Christian Pache played 1/3 of an inning and scored more runs than the entire Reds team
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I know, I know, it’s only Spring Training but WOOF
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Blown saves in the Braves-Padres series:
Mark Melancon - 1
Will Smith - 0
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Charlie Morton reported to spring training so needless to say he is miles ahead of Cole Hamels
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LMAO the Mets broadcast is talking shit about Braves Twitter rn. Rent free
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Jeff Schultz is LIVID that the Braves are getting better and spending money
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Alex Jackson and Adam Duvall have the same amount of hits in a Braves uniform in 2021
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…….No, no, no, no, no. You’re not fooling anyone “Richard Lovelady.” OR SHOULD I SAY WILL SMITH
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In Mets fans’ eyes, this game is still 0-0 because home runs don’t count
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BREAKING: Man once DFA’ed by the New York Mets lands multi million dollar contract
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Imagine saying “AJ Minter will be the game 5 starter for the Braves in the 2020 NLCS with a chance to go to the World Series” in August of last year. People would lose their minds
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Every time Harper hits the ball in the air, I just assume it’s the longest home run ever hit
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@seager_szn
@Braves
From a Braves fan, we know. That’s why we sent him to y’all in the first place
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Braves fans need to face the fact that the Braves have a bottom 10 farm system (possibly even bottom 5) and really don’t have the assets to make a big splash trade unless they want to give up talent at the major league level. Soto isn’t happening and likely neither is Ohtani
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Can’t have Marcel miss time with a hand injury. Not because his production isn’t replaceable but more because we know what he does when he misses time with a hand injury
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I wonder if there has ever been a team that let their oft-injured, defensive star SS walk in free agency and replace then with a mostly unproven younger player and won the World Series
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Dansby Swanson is now tied for the NL lead in RBIs and home runs and number of wives stolen
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Braves fans should be ecstatic about the DH considering pitchers hit .463 against the Braves last year
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So to recap, the Braves had:
No Dansby
No Ender
No Riley
No Markakis
2 at bats from Acuna
0-4 from Freddie
And still beat the best team in the NL?
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If Luke Jackson does have to have Tommy John surgery, he will be the first Braves pitcher in the major leagues to require TJS since 2016
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Can we talk about something for a second. How the fuck is this team one game away from the World Series?
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You see the score, you don’t need me to tell you, but I’m going to anyway. The Mets season is OVER! That’s right! It’s a wrap!
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The Braves version of Sal. Why did this dumbass have to go and say this shit
I love making fun of the rivals. But it’s straight up pathetic and not even going to be close this year. The Braves have played as bad as they possibly can, injured as hell, and still 5 games clear
The NL East was over March 31st
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What a great play by Olson to drop that ball to give strider the opportunity to break the atlanta record for K’s in a game. True leadership right there
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When the Braves play the cubs, any Braves pitcher that throws a fastball to Dansby should be immediately cut from the team
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The cardinals and Braves won the same amount of games in the NLCS this year
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Dansby Swanson has reached 3.0 fWAR on the season. It is July 22nd.
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The Miami dolphins would’ve left fried in the game
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After starting the season 0-4, the Braves are now 9-10.
After starting the season 4-0, the Phillies are now 9-10.
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Let’s end this stupid debate
Francisco Lindor
.226 avg
.308 OBP
.453 SLG
.760 OPS
.327 wOBA
110 wRC+
Orlando Arcia
.308 avg
.363 OBP
.442 SLG
.805 OPS
.353 wOBA
119 wRC+
It’s amazing what happens when you don’t use counting stats for a guy that missed an entire month!
Let's end this stupid debate
Francisco Lindor
16 home runs
54 RBIs
19 2Bs
9 SBs
2.3 WAR
Orlando Arcia
6 home runs
26 RBIs
10 2Bs
1 SB
2.1 WAR
Francisco lindor of coarse clears
Braves fans are so delusional 🤦♂️
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Austin Riley: 3-4
Every other Braves player: 1-28
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Final wRC+ numbers for the Braves in the postseason:
TDA: 261
Olson: 261
Arcia: 182
Acuña: 134
Contreras: 33
Dansby: -1
Riley: -48
Harris: -72
Grissom, Grossman, Rosario, Ozuna: -100
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Olson, D’arnaud, Acuña: 13-32 6BB 6R 2 HR 8 RBI
Everyone else: 6-66 5BB 3R 0 HR 2 RBI
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It’s just such a grand gesture by the Braves to deliberately have a seemingly mediocre season just to have a 44-44 record in honor of Hank Aaron. Classy organization
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If you’re the dodgers, you’ve got to fire Dave Roberts, right? They’ve been pre season World Series champs for the last decade and have won one.
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I don’t want to hear anyone call Acuña soft again
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Lmao
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If Acuña misses a game, he needs to get the same treatment that the White Sox gave Eloy Jimenez
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Lol dude buys two tickets to a game but only one plane ticket. Classic Phillies fan intelligence
Heres a pathetic reality. You can FLY to Atlanta, get 2 tickets to the game, & fly back to Philly Saturday night $200 CHEAPER than if you just wanted to stay in Philly for
#RedOctober
& get 2 tickets for game 3
Round trip airfare $306
Tickets $250
Total $556
Game 3 tickets $753
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If I had to put a percentage on who the Braves sign for SS it would probably look like this:
Dansby: 75%
Correa: 18%
Turner: 6%
Something else: 1%
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Genius by Luke Jackson to get 2 guys on so that Smith can face 6-7-8. Truly, he is elite
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Not turning it back on. Braves have scored three since I turned it off
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@BravesColdTakes
Arcia deserves it just as much as the next guy. You look at the SS in the NL and literally no one is putting up numbers. Arcia has been great even if he has missed 3-4 weeks dude is playin great and Lindor is hitting .220 with a .300 obp like I could probably do that…
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I can think of one pretty big break he caught recently...
Wow. Tommy Edman just made a hell of a catch to rob Alec Bohm of extra bases.
Alec can’t catch a break right now.
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Braves are undefeated since Ender Inciarte was DFA’d 👀
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Austin Riley is 5 for 5 with two walks and the Braves have scored zero runs in 14 innings
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95% of the people saying “it sucks to lose Cole Phillips” have never seen Cole Phillips play baseball.
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I don’t know who this woman is that is in the booth or how many baseball games she has called in her career, but by my calculations, she is easily a 10 times better broadcaster than Chip Caray will ever be
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Still can’t believe someone actually said this after watching Ronald Acuña go 9 for 13 while Hoskins went 1 for 12 in the same series lmaooooooo
Rhys Hoskins is the hottest hitter on the planet right now. My goodness.
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lol. Phillies have the Cy young runner up and MVP and won 82 games. Imagine
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Luke Jackson has the lowest ERA in the major leagues this year
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The Atlanta Braves are the best team in baseball since April 7th
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Players currently under 25 with a higher career fWAR than Ozzie Albies:
Ronald Acuña Jr.
Juan Soto
End of list
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If McHugh had stayed in and done what AJ did, I absolutely guarantee the TL would be flooded with “AJ Minter exists” tweets
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I think the most nerve racking thing in that inning was seeing Sean Newcomb throwing in the bullpen
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Remember when people were saying Josh Bell was better than Freddie Freeman. Good times
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What’s going to go unnoticed is that Snit used his best reliever against the best hitters from the opposing team regardless of inning
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@KFCBarstool
Can we get a quote from your wife after she found out you were cheating on here while she was pregnant?
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Pache gets to actually play and is the only player to score a run. Coincidence?
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Ender Inciarte grades out as the slowest CF in all of baseball this year. His sprint speed is the exact same as Freddie Freeman's
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I don’t think you understand how impressive throwing out Tyler O’Neil actually is
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Adam Duvall walking against a guy with 12Ks in the game is the most shocking result of the season
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Braves are 3-0 to in games started by Yonny Chirinos
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@NjTank99
I was there. The marlins pitcher starting making out with Robbie Grossman after he walked him
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Name a random Cincinnati Red that scored a run this post season
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Are we just forgetting that the braves were hitless through 5 innings and scoreless through 16 innings??? Yeah, clearly they are cheating
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Braves twitter is gonna cry so hard if the Braves dont sign Donaldson.
Braves twitter is gonna cry so hard if the Braves sign Donaldson for 4 years.
There is literally no winning lol
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Braves’ fans reactions summarized:
*bullpen gives up a run: BULLPEN BLEW IT! SIGN KIMBREL
*Donaldson strikes out: WASTE OF MONEY. TRADE HIM
*starter gives up 5 runs: TRADE FOR BUMMGARNER
*braves lose but none of the above occur: THIS IS ON SNIT. FIRE HIM
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Reminder: it’s such a good environment, the last 2 playoff games there have seen the opposing team celebrating and the Mets going home
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@CaseyJ_516
lol imagine mentioning the World Series and not having won one in 35 years lmaoooooooo
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@GiraffeNeckMarc
Thanks for again letting us know you know nothing about players outside of New York.
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Keuchel and Teheran threw the exact same amount of innings and allowed the same amount of runs to the same team. Only difference is Teheran allowed 2 fewer base runners. But yes, Julio sucks and Keuchel is our number 2 starter
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Any time Acuña can even get a part of the blame, everyone just likes on lmao. It’s laughable
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Maybe Kim Ng can find some pitchers for the Marlins that won’t throw at Ronald Acuña
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Believe it or not, but Will Smith has picked up 3 straight saves without allowing a hit lol
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Charlie Morton pitched an entire inning on a broken leg???? Wtf
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