My dad if he pitched to me at the Home Run Derby

We have ANOTHER MNF Doubleheader in Week 7 … Make it stop

Fun fact: Kris Bryant: $182 Million total contract value The entire 2025 Brewers payroll: $121 Million

The Top 4 seeds in the AFC after 6 weeks: - Colts - Steelers - Chargers - Patriots Welcome back, 2007

10 years ago today: Jose Bautista gave us the greatest bat flip of all time

Good morning. It’s been EXACTLY 5,000 days since a New York City team won a championship in any of the 4 major sports

UPDATE: Caleb Williams is on pace for 4,009 passing yards this season … Could become the first Bears QB EVER with 4,000 yards in a season

Seeing holiday commercials during NFL games in the middle of October

@AdamSchefter Patriots fans right now

@NFL @AtlantaFalcons Bijan & Drake London vs. The Bills

The New England Patriots have: - An elite HC - An elite QB - Sole possession of 1st place in the AFC East Nature is healing

“So your QB is the reigning MVP of the league?” “That’s correct Dave” “And your team has legitimate title expectations this year?” “Yup” “But your offense is running jet sweeps to Elijah Moore and Khalil Shakir is your WR1?” “Affirmative Dave”

The squad picking their roles for a night out at the bar

The AFC playoff race: - Daniel Jones’ unstoppable Colts - Aaron Rodgers’ unstoppable Steelers - The Jaguars playing like the Bills - The Bills playing like the Jaguars - Patriots Dynasty 2.0 - Jim Harbaugh - Bo Nix trying to figure out if he’s good or not - The Chiefs probably

@MLB Trying to explain to my family what’s happening in Game 1 of the NLCS rn

The Brewers are playing baseball in a different dimension and we’re all just along for the ride

The Bills defense is slow and undisciplined, but at least they make up for it by not being able to tackle in space

@AdamSchefter Looking at my fantasy team with Joe Burrow hurt, Malik Nabers hurt and Garrett Wilson hurt

I think you’re a little lost, buddy

October 2018: - LAD-MIL NLCS - AL East vs. AL West ALCS - Joe Flacco replaced as QB1 in the AFC North - Giants Rookie RB making headlines - Bama QB might win the Heisman in his 1st year as a starter October 2025: - LAD-MIL NLCS - AL East vs. AL West ALCS - Joe Flacco replaced

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