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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists. — Bokonon He/Him. Loser. On the other site I’m @/californiapizza.kitchen

Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2015
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shane
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You never hear a peep out of Amy unless it’s time to support the prison-industrial complex.
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Amy Klobuchar
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NEWS: the Bureau of Prisons just decided to reverse course and keep their facility in Duluth open. I urged BOP leadership to take this step to protect these good paying jobs that are vital to the local economy.
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RT @TheRealJChubby: Begging for a prison to remain open for "these good paying jobs" is peak Democrat.
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RT @cs_coville: My new full-time hobby is politely asking ChatGPT to create illustrated alphabet charts for kids and then laughing hysteric….
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RT @jonallendc: But Jesus wasn't in Genesis.
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RT @smellgibs0n: The thing not many people get about Big Tents is that while everyone is invited in, not everyone is invited to talk. If y….
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shane
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FYI - @larryn1966 might be in late tomorrow.
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KARE 11
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Delta flight bound for MSP turns around when passenger becomes 'unruly'
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RT @wideofthepost: guess not
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RT @prem_thakker: NEW: The dad of Saif Musallet, the American killed by Israeli settlers, says US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee called….
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New reply gif… one of the first options when you search for Jacob Frey.
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shane
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Sorry, Elmo. When you say “I’m sorry you were offended,” that isn’t an apology. It’s time for you to resign.
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Gizmodo
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Elmo Breaks Silence on His Antisemitic Social Media Posts
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shane
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Looks like Mamdani will never fulfill his goal of being mayor of Tucson.
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Jonathan Weisman
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"Mamdani momentum withered in the deserts of southern Arizona on Tuesday night." @jackhealyNYT on Adelita Grijalva's convincing win in Tucson against the upstarts who called for a new face and name to succeed Raul Grijalva in the House.
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RT @WedgeLIVE: Minneapolis mayor who claimed he'd banned no knock warrants but didn't, making him directly responsible for the police killi….
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just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit.
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RT @equine__dentist: this is what really won the people over
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RT @ManuclearBomb: Attention Marge Simpson: we’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
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Everyone is freaking out about Elmo but somehow Big Bird’s past statements get a pass?.
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RT @DeWayneForMPLS: The officer who shot and killed Amir Locke within 9 seconds of literally breaking down his door without warning in the….
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RT @FartTribune: BREAKING:. Rep. Lauren Boebert endorses Jacob Frey for Mayor.
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shane
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When you’re a liquor baron, municipal liquor stores are the socialist enemy you were born to fight.
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Dean Phillips
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@NancyB_653 Another absurdity, but good recipe for higher prices, smaller selections, and profound inefficiency.
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