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NEW: Fart Tribune has rebranded. Going forward we will be known as: The Minnesota Fart Tribune.
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BREAKING:. Gov Walz indicates that he may not be seeking reelection by endorsing the non-DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. Supporting the DFL endorsed candidate's opponent is malfeasance under party rules and forefits any party support in future campaigns.
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BREAKING:. Gov Walz to deploy the National Guard to St. Paul in response to cyber attack.
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BREAKING: in response to Omar Fateh receiving the Minneapolis DFL endorsement the MNGOP is rallying around Jacob Frey. A leader in the Republican Party who has asked to remain anonymous told the Tribune "We've already been in contact with the Frey team to discuss strategies.".
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BREAKING:. Rep. Lauren Boebert endorses Jacob Frey for Mayor.
.@OmarFatehMN, I said what I said and I stand by it!. Let’s hope the people of Minneapolis are wise enough not to let you anywhere near the Mayor’s office!.
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BREAKING:. Due to events in Los Angeles Gov. Tim Walz had issued a curfew for downtown Minneapolis between 8 pm and 6 am. The curfew will remain in effect until further notice.
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BREAKING:. On July 23rd, Mayor Jacob Frey's birthday, Minneapolis is set to hold a police parade showcasing police personnel and equipment. In a written statement Chief Brian O'Hara said "any attempts by protestors to disrupt the parade will be met with heavy force".
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EDITORIAL BOARD: The Epoch Times deserves respect from its competitors. Twin Cities media should welcome the important role of alternative outlets.
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BREAKING: Sinkhole closure on St. Paul’s West 7th sparks neighborhood to announce Grand Hole Day on May 31st. In honor of the new 35' deep municipal wishing well, local bars will offer bottomless mimosas, rock bottom karaoke and a money pit to throw disaster relief donations into.
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BREAKING:. Qatar has reportedly offered to gift Governor Tim Walz a Bombardier CRJ 200 regional jet.
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BREAKING: Citing regulations and officer safety concerns Minneapolis Police will encrypt dispatch radio traffic May 1st. Access to encrypted broadcasts will be limited to law enforcement personnel and CrimeWatchMpls.
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BREAKING: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has fulfilled his 2017 campaign promise of ending unsheltered homelessness.
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If you already have a passport book you can apply for a passport card by mail as a "renewal" even if it is your first passport card.
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Pro tip. Don't bother with a real ID. If you have a passport you're fine. It's good for 10 years and doesn't have your address on it so if you move you don't have to renew it. They also offer a passport card that will fit in your wallet.
It’s likely too late to get a REAL ID by May 7, but it’s not too late to apply
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COMMENTARY: Working from home is so overrated
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BREAKING: Mayor Frey lays out money saving plan on city sanctioned violence. Private violence interruption services can victimize city visitors and residents at at much lower hourly rate than licensed peace officers.
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NEW: In a news conference in Washington this afternoon DNC Chair, Ken Martin, thanked the 10 Democrats who helped Republicans defeat the Senate filibuster. Saying "They demonstrated real grit and leadership in the face of adversity. These 10 heros are the future of the Party."
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BREAKING: Sen. Amy Klobuchar endorses Jacob Frey for reelection
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BREAKING:. Ex Minneapolis Police Officer, Derek Chauvin, has endorsed Jacob Frey for reelection.
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BREAKING:. Feeding our Future Director, Aimee Bock, endorses Jacob Frey for reelection.
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BREAKING: Chevys Fresh Mex restaurant set to return to Hennepin Ave 17 years after closure.
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