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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
8 days
Gentle reminder. If how Newcastle’s transfer window is going is genuinely impacting how you feel then it’s time to focus on something else. Read a book, spend time with family, walk the dog, go to Beamish. Anything. #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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We can’t spend £100m on 2 players who will basically be worthless at the end of a 3-4 year deal #nufc.
@NUFC360
NUFC360
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🗣️ "If Newcastle were to get Yoane Wissa and Ollie Watkins, I think that would be two really good signings. If those deals could be done, it'd be a huge plus for Newcastle and they need it.”. Alan Shearer on Newcastle’s striker situation. #NUFC
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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I’ve seen Newcastle United football club do a lot of really stupid things over the years. But if we were to spend £80m on Jackson it would be head and shoulders the stupidest thing we have ever done. Including appointing Kinnear and Carver, replacing Carroll with kuqi etc #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
15 hours
Schar.Lascelles.Joelinton.Krafu.Murphy.Willock. #nufc.
@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
5 days
Pre takeover players left:. Dubravka (likely off).Lascelles.Joelinton.Krafu.Murphy.Willock. #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
19 hours
Tarnished his legacy a bit with his Man Utd strop. Neither sad nor happy to see him go tbh #nufc.
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
19 hours
🚨 EXCL: Burnley have agreed a deal with Newcastle United for Martin Dubravka. 🧤 According to colleague @skysports_sheth The Slovakian is having medical at Burnley this afternoon ahead of a permanent transfer from Newcastle United. 1️⃣ Dubravka had entered the last year of his
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
21 hours
You know that spurs are just waiting for us to agree a price for Wissa before they move right? #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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The same people in the press saying Newcastles valuation of £150m for Isak is too much will be the ones saying £90m for Jackson is right. Ben Jacobs will almost certainly be pushing this #nufc #cfc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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Tbh I’m here for a 15kg over weight Mitro coming on for the last 10 minutes of every game and being a total radge bastard. Makes no sense from a tactical perspective but maximum fun and rage from other teams fans #nufc.
@TransferChecker
TC
24 hours
Multiple Premier League clubs alerted to the situation of Aleksandar Mitrovic as Al Hilal close in on a move for Darwin Nunez. Serbian seen as steady, cost-effective, Premier League proven forward who can guarantee goals at a relatively low price. One to watch in coming days.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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So we’ve had to deal with Arsenal / Liverpool online fans re Isak, Man Utd fans re Šeško and now we are going to have 2 weeks of f-ing online Chelsea fans trying to flog Jackson to us for a kings ransom #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
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Jackson is very much the footballing equivalent of a Bendy Bully #nufc #cfc
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@Lylynautd
Lylynau
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🔵🔴 Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson is being eyed as a Plan B for Manchester United and Newcastle, depending on who loses out in the race for RB Leipzig’s 🔥 Slovenian hitman Benjamin Sesko, 22. 📲 (The Athletic).#NicolasJackson #MUFC #NUFC #TransferNews.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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Seen a few people mention mateta. Just to be clear, absolutely no way shouldn’t we even think about trying to make a deal with Steve bloody Parish. Especially when we are in a position of near desperation like we are #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
2 days
If we’ve learned anything in the last few days lads, it’s not to believe random Slovenians on social media. One for the bank that. #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
2 days
RT @peter199108: Nicolas Jackson is like that shit car that used to follow Clarkson, Hammond and May around on top gear #NUFC.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
2 days
I, for one, have always thought the idea of having a striker is overrated tbh #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
4 days
We are 2 or 3 injuries from being absolutely screwed aren’t we #nufc.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
4 days
RT @GianlucaChianti: A few of us are having a whip round to make a banner to let wor Isak know he’s appreciated at #NUFC If he makes the mo….
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
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But surely Brookfield will sell the land to a “special” club for a reduced fee? #mufc #nufc.
@althani1991mufc
The Mortician - 1st Person Shooter!🔫
5 days
Breaking News:. Manchester United is at an impasse with Freightliner over the rail terminal relocation & Brookfield owns Freightliner. Brookfield & Qatar have a water tight affiliation & relationship. The timing is key & affiliations truly do matter. The data does not lie:
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
5 days
Time to walk away from this shitshow imo. The club, the player and his agent are total nightmares and Newcastle will be played off against Man Utd to extract maximum pisstake. Get Wissa and tell Isak he is going to suck up another year and can leave next summer for £100m #nufc.
@JanAageFjortoft
Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴
5 days
Bid rejected! (@JacobsBen @alex_crook ). You do get the feeling that someone is waiting for another club to put in a bid. Both Newcastle and Manchester United should know that RB Leipzig are serious when they say “Šeško could stay”. They could end up selling Simons and Openda.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
5 days
Update from Operation Yewtree #nufc.
@danielwales023
Daniel Wales
5 days
Underway here at the Stadium of Light… #SAFC.
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@Bob_Helpful
Bob_Helpful
5 days
Who’s starts the season as first choice keeper? #nufc @ToonPolls.
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