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In the Trench, with 2 Glocks & the severed heads of my enemies. Everybody laughs until they feel this hollow tip.
Joined September 2024
Let us contrast this with 16 Commercial sponsorships and extensions since 2022, all Qatar/QIA affiliated, with already established Commercial brands at United like Marriott, Therebody, Apollo Tyres and DHL, all Qatar/QIA affiliated. Qatar is already here and let us see how:
Manchester United has seen some very unusual activity from the Institutional Holders since 2022. With 11 major Institutional Holders at United with close affiliation to Qatar/QIA, let us see how affiliations and timing are key to understanding who has leverage:
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Breaking News:. Qatar has completed football with PSG. Qatar has completed football with the World Cup. Qatar now wants to complete sport by hosting the Olympics. Manchester United is in very safe hands under Jassim Al Thani eh. 🇶🇦🤫⌛
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Breaking News:. Amorim has a 24% win rate in the Premier League. Amorim lost a final to Tottenham. Amorim finished 15th. Amorim failed to win a Cup. Amorim failed to achieve Top 4 or even Top 8. Amorim had the worst record against the Top 6. Amorim cannot motivate consistently!
Preseason data:. The worst season ever, 15th & 10 months later under Amorim, inside 90 minutes Manchester United has won 3, drawn 3 & lost 1 = 42.86% win rate. Erik Ten Hag, who has just joined Leverkusen, inside 90 minutes has won 4 & lost 2 = 66.67% win rate. Data doesnt lie!
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Preseason data:. The worst season ever, 15th & 10 months later under Amorim, inside 90 minutes Manchester United has won 3, drawn 3 & lost 1 = 42.86% win rate. Erik Ten Hag, who has just joined Leverkusen, inside 90 minutes has won 4 & lost 2 = 66.67% win rate. Data doesnt lie!
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Read the data:. The timing of Antony potentially leaving, allows Frenkie de Jong to claim the number '21' shirt at Manchester United. The timing is uncanny & yet so consistent. We await Jassim! 🍿🇶🇦⌛
Breaking News:. Frenkie de Jong & Kobbie Mainoo is the dream midfield partnership that Erik Ten Hag envisioned. With Baleba not joining & Frenkie de Jong still not renewing with Barcelona, it leaves the door open for Frenkie de Jong to finally join. The data does not lie:
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The data does not lie, there is profound heritage here & consistency. The timing is uncanny. Frenkie de Jong is perfect, he does not cost £120 million, he is available, he is proven & he is in his prime. Erik Ten Hag knows best. We await Jassim. Tick tick. 🇶🇦⌛🍿
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Rashford just casually talking about Frenkie de Jong recently, adds more intensity. The timing is uncanny but a midfield partnership of Frenkie de Jong & Kobbie Mainoo is a physical & technical wet dream. The stuff of nightmares, for the opposition.
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Frenkie de Jong played for & won with Erik Ten Hag at Ajax. Erik Ten Hag wanted Frenkie de Jong at Manchester United, as a mentor & partner for Kobbie Mainoo.
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Frenkie de Jong is more offensively orientated with Kobbie Mainoo being more defensive driven but still offensively dangerous. They both contrast & blend beautifully well together. Combing finesse with defensive steel & stability. Balanced.
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Frenkie de Jong & Kobbie are both complete modern midfielders. Frenkie de Jong specialises at dictating tempo, passing range, ball progression & supreme press resistance. Kobbie Mainoo specialises at winning the ball back, carrying the ball, ball retention & tackling.
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Pini Zahavi has close affiliation to Qatar via PSG, owned by the QSI, having been involved in the historic record transfer of Neymar to PSG, Colin Dagba of PSG used Pini Zahavi a his agent, along with a close relationship to Khelaifi from PSG.
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Frenkie de Jong now uses the same agent as Marcus Rashford used to facilitate his move to Barcelona, called Pini Zahavi. Pini Zavavi was the agent of Rio Ferdinand. Pini Zahavi tried to buy Manchester United for £1 billion in 2013.
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Frenkie de Jong has still not renewed his contract with Barcelona & did not renew before June 30th 2025. Frenkie de Jong has had a long time to renew but has not, meaning no resale value for Barcelona if he leaves for free next year.
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Breaking News:. Frenkie de Jong & Kobbie Mainoo is the dream midfield partnership that Erik Ten Hag envisioned. With Baleba not joining & Frenkie de Jong still not renewing with Barcelona, it leaves the door open for Frenkie de Jong to finally join. The data does not lie:
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Impossible is nothing so just do it. Tick tock!⌛🍿🇶🇦
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Frenkie has not renewed & has had months to do so. He did not renew before June 20th 2025. Agent Rashford, work your magic.
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Breaking News:. Competency has prevailed over Baleba. Frenkie de Jong is available & for half the price of Baleba but world class, complete & would complient & mentor Kobbie Mainoo quite beautifully. Erik Ten Hag had a vision:
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Breaking News:. Frenkie de Jong is the only complete midfielder that the club must sign to mentor & compliment Mainoo & help Ugarte. Frenkie de Jong is available & world class.
I am so happy we have not signed Donnarumma & Baleba. I knew it was unlikely & did say this. Trendy transfer fashionistas are crying like babies!. 🤣🤣🤣
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RT @althani1991mufc: Breaking News:. Marc Armstrong & Jean Claude Blanc have nearly 20 years of combined affiliation & success at PSG owned….
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RT @althani1991mufc: Ineos has contributed to unprecidented injury issues, with Erik Ten Hag having 68 injuries in 1 season. Enzo on loan….
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