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#mymusiconshuffle @Complex

As a child, my father escaped communist Cuba right before the Cuban Missile Crisis. When I traveled to Cuba for CNN, I pressed Raul Castro on his human rights record. Part of our job is asking tough questions of political leaders, something they don't allow in communist countries

Achievement unlocked: no longer on oxygen! We tapered it down gradually after I was extubated last week, and last night while I was asleep they cut it off entirely. #coronavirus #COVID19 #CoronaBoy

Holy schnikes, ‘Tommy Boy’ is 25 years old. @doxellis and @andrewgrutt highlight some essential components from the Chris Farley experience. ➡️ https://t.co/dAssWx1xhg

The @EmpireStateBldg reminding us that the city is in the middle of an emergency.

Can he just be our leader now?

As we all know, there are two regions in China: - The well-organized mainland, which has about 0.05 cases per million, and - The dopey goofball region of Hong Kong, known for its deep incompetence, which despite being <1% of the population has 20% of the reported active cases.

My neighbor didn’t show up for work. His boss called the cops to do a “welfare check.” They shot and killed him. It’s 2020. Everything is canceled except for police terror.

My uncle was tested positive for COVID-19 last week. By Sunday he was hospitalized and on a ventilator. This morning, my cousin let me know he didn't make it through the night. "As the President fiddles, people are dying."

BREAKING: it's still March

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This sounds like something Martin Shkreli would do during a Pandemic...

If you haven’t noticed... People are Dying... this is not a drill... You’re safer in your home. Please don’t think this is going to be over any time soon

@FoxNews can y’all help me out? Cuz he probably employs a lot of people from that state and it seems like he doesn’t give a shit... Check me if I’m wrong. I’m bored today

How can @realDonaldTrump love NY and have his office there and not want to save it? That’s fucked up and I don’t like that at all... #sendhelptoNewYork

We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.

Unemployment is a great idea if you can log into the site. Or if they actually send you the reset password email when you request it. Or if anyone would answer the phone.