Blane Keyes
@BlaneKeyes
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Fmr. Child. 9x back to back Bee Sting Survivor
Joined April 2020
Hey @joezydowsky , look at what happened to my cat. Wouldn’t want this to happen to those poor 3rd graders tomorrow morning at the bus….
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Hey Mr. Doctor @joezydowsky , roads looking mighty slippery… I barely got up the hill by my house.Imagine: a full bus. Think of the children sir. -Sincerely, Student Council Rep Blane Keyes.
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RT @FeddersenNoah: Extremely excited to announce my commitment to continue my basketball and academic career at North Dakota State Universi….
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My friends after seeing our boy pick a fight with Aaron Donald: “Bro, we have to help him!”.Me:
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Dear @Apple ,. I know my iPhone has not been backed up, stop telling me. I have no clue what it even means.
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Imagine. Being This Stupid.
Did @realDonaldTrump just say 545 kids they can't find their parents for came over through "cartels and coyotes"?! How the hell does a coyote bring a whole human across the border?! Lord-----stop talking. #FinalDebate.
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RT @Timcast: Biden got into a WWE style ring with Trump and is getting trashed. They don't get what a Trump debate is and they had 5 years….
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The Bar, Just Got Raised.
Three railroad workers were suspended for building a man cave under Grand Central Terminal in New York. The room included a wall-mounted TV and streaming device, futon, air mattress, refrigerator and microwave, Metropolitan Transportation Authority says.
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To Everyone Saying @joerogan Shouldn’t Be The Moderator For The Debate Because He’s Biased. There Have Been Moderators 10x More Biased Than Him, What’s The Problem With It?.
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RT @andrewluciaa: Welcome to the presidential debate, I’m your host joe rogan. Our first question tonight: have you guys seen that video of….
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Homie Dodging Questions Like Tyson Fury Dodges Shots.
Watch Joe Biden spokesman TJ Ducklo absolutely melt down when @BretBaier asks him if Biden has ever used a teleprompter for news interviews from his house. Ducklo explodes and, like he did throughout the interview, accuses him of being a Trump campaign shill
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They Prolly Have A Field Day With All The Dumb Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth 💀.
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Absolutely No Chill From Benny.
I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
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RT @BNONews: BREAKING: Gunman dressed as FedEx deliveryman shoots husband and son of federal judge Esther Salas at their New Jersey home, k….
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RT @terrycrews: Are all white people bad?. No. Are all black people good?. No. Knowing this reality- I stand on my decision to unite with….
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