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Trelawny’s Finest. A Kissimmee bitch through and through! Former Grande Dame of Walnut Creek, CA. FL-JAM-CA-DM(V)-CBUS #TrackNation
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@Leaux504
Check the Lunar Year calendar. It's the Year or the Rat. Remember the rats were an integral part of the Dark Plague in Europe? It's symbolic, it's so painstakingly obvious.
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@knightsglow
lmao In March, I just KNEW it wasn't going to derail my birthday plans in May, then it did.
Welcome, boo. Refreshments are in the back. ❤
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@LenValyrian
My aunt found out age was pregnant with twins at 40 or 41. She had already raised two kids who were 21 and 20 at the time. She BOOHOO’D in that doctor’s office.
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@morganhoneyb
@TheRealLA_
Did you see how she and Kelly went to signing it together at the same time!?😂
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@TheBambaataa
@Co_B
@RickiiBobbii24
However upbeat he appeared to be while commentating, he DID NOT like that fit at all!!! 😭
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@MsCoLo
After a few minutes, I removed my hand from my chin. She IMMEDIATELY yelled, "See look!"
A male student asked, "Mr. Blake, why you growing chin hair?" The girl who aired my shit answered for me, "That mean he becoming a man."
I was 22. 😫😭
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@LadyStevieT
@Royallytrue
At all! I'd have to put my child in private lessons until their up to snuff. I couldn't let nobody witness that. And not only that, as big as she was, she was getting folded like that!? Tsk.
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@Alexzand3rr
I saw Whitney and thought "Nippy." Then rhymed it with "Lippy" and got Lipton Iced Tea. Then it hit me. Y'all ain't right.
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@chulito_jotito
lmao! Baby, I just haven't seen the gwurls successfully appropriate like her and I don't think I ever will.
They just ain't appropriatin' like they used to, and it's sehd.
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@flow_witMe
Is this the same “fuck wit a dread head” son?
I had a situation with my niece where my sister and I discussed with her where things went awry; we took her phone away for several weeks/months too. She was receptive and the behavior changed drastically, fortunately.
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@justtrynab
@_ViTenea8
That was the part that fucked me up. I moved to a job that increased my salary by 30K. After taxes, I only realized an extra $500 each pay period, or $1,000 a month. That was cool but...12K/30K!? Maannnn, I was SICKKK! 😭
I need $200,000! Nothing fancy, sum'n slight. Ya dig? 🤣
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@tinytee_325
@Chief_Eph
Every time I see "Doritos Locos" taco, I think about that time I was in college at Norfolk State drunk and my friends were high as shit and we went to TB and ordered these. We called them bitches everything! "Los dos taco," "loco doco," "los doritos." Niggas was STRUGGLING! 💀☠
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@Shrutz3
@trevor_norris0
The way I was pausing the video to read the thread for the tea. 🤣
I'm glad you got that boy off your back now. Whewww!
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@killahBEENbee
Or if he ever says "she solid."
"A real one" and "she solid" are telltale signs. Get outta there!
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@playboixcarson
This is the one time where Nene was truly gagged. Baby girl put her on hush mode 🤫🤐
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@_callmeJOHNNY
@MsCoLo
Listennn! I was SHOOK and on HUSH MODE! Ain't even get through tutoring them after how I got flamed! The craziest part is that they were 9 and younger. 😭😭😭
This the only thing I have to illustrate that moment:
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@goldjointtt
@PartlySonny
Belt over a vibrant-colored collar top; louder undershirt/cami; exact color match earrings, oversized neck accessory, leggings (I think). This outfit is dead ass from Myspace days. I can't see it any other way, yo.
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@cinnamazon_
@DrianneBelleza
“6,7”, big DICK!” The way he emphasized his physical attributes. 😂 He most definitely has been leaving with those attributes and getting fetishized, not loved.
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@kallmelilbit
@Jaz_Minne__
lmfaoooooooo She heard “You been set up today” and she said “Ionno nobody out here, but who?” She was ready for whatever! 😂
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@AdrianEwingsii
@PrincessSamiyaa
@Yaimerie
Big facts! Honda Accord was my first car. All that was required of me was brake and oil changes.
I had one issue outside of that, which was a $600 transmission expense. My car was an '05 and this issue was common for Hondas in that era. (In case you're in the same era.)
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@CreoleBear3x
I wonder this as well, especially about pigeons, rats, raccoons, gnats, and mosquitoes.
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@Ardeospina
@BlckGrlFly
@Karnythia
This would have scared me so much I probably would have shouted at her to be quiet. I know I'm the adult and should hold my composure but... this circumstance allows an exception.
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@septiepooh
Chick-fil-a was my first job ever. MFs used to call it polyponesian and ponesian sauce regularly. I just used to give them the sauces.
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@__BHB__
I claimed that I graduated over six months ago and was a psychology or sociology major-- some form of humanities-- with no relevant work experience. Guess who got an email to schedule an interview with an investment bank!?
Take university names off completely!
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@DeMino_
@AshMoLash5
She talking about going to Maestros and eating out expensive. Does she even have a good palette to know what good food is, or is price point her indicator for "good food?" A bird.
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@ahouse4all
@LyndisWu
Mine got broken into back in 2020. The cops watched the security footage of me entering the apt lobby, coming from work, around 6:00. They said they saw me entering the apt building. I was like, “I live here. Imagine that.”
They suggested a friend of mine did it.
#useless
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@jiggyjayy2
It wasn’t Lifetime but UnExpected on TLC was a mess. This man needs to be locked up for how abusing he was to her!
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@JataTheGod
@morganhoneyb
@andThereWasBey
@TheRealLA_
I'm fuck with this too. He was less than deserving.
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@MsCoLo
Children are assholes! 😭 Back in 2012/2013, I was volunteering at the Boys & Girls club un Norfolk, VA. One of the little girls saw my chin hair/peach fuzz growing in. She inquired about what it was. I cupped my chin with my hand and tried to get their attention back to tutoring
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@JayNedaj
Miketasia is such a ugly name but people really do be trying to fit the daddy name in 😭
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@breelea_
Her up the night before asking herself if she was really gonna do it on you the next morning:
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@ogslick_
@Trebstar718
@datboialvi
@JohnTheFame
Right! I was like: 🤦🏿♂️🤣😂😭
I just feel ugly to my core for laughing at this.
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@shannpagnemami
This is so pathetic. I'm glad y'all were a group. She did all this to a group of women, imagine if she caught just one of y'all alone in that elevator. She's a nut and a threat to others at this point.
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@QuintenLamar
Adds in: deleting ALL my work from my computer and the shared drive.
Y'all bitches can contact IT Help Desk for recovery. 😘
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@bitchisaidno_
@JuiceGod
@MrJonCee
Embarrassingly enough, I remember. Her name is Shavon and she was on a teen, reality tv show back around 2007 or 2008 called Queen Bees. Yes, I watched it. Every. Episode. 🙈 lmfaoooooooo
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@wanye_dod
Lmfaooooo! I see this in your future. I hope you stop hating yourself soon, sis. ❤
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@LindseyMermaid
@snooty_heaux
@aldendelena
Lmao Yes! Heel slightly suspended off the back and everything.😭
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@__BHB__
Funny story: when I was trying to get an investment banking internship, I couldn't land a phone interview, much less an email response, with my HBCU name on it, despite having studied finance/accounting.
I decided to run a test: I would use my ex's Stanford University email.
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@_passthecrush
This was me in high school when I worked at Chick-fil-a. If you ordered your food and then pulled up at the drive-thru window trying to add something else, I used to just throw it in the bag, ESPECIALLY if you were Black.
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@natanic_
@JLaCocaina
I had to learn this at 24. I did everything my mother asked me to do and she still had the nerve to set more expectations on what my life should be. There would never be enough for her, only I could determine what was enough for myself. Live life on your own terms.
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@overawls_
Limited view because I didn't watch the entire interview, nor will I, but from this clip, he's missing accountability, which would indicate growth. He was an active ingredient and relied heavily on the very things he's condemning suddenly.
@dale_fromcali
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@iamjamesnumber1
@YallLuvCris
Go through your media! Niggas will scrub your media and flame you for the first imperfection they see!
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@ronduhhh_
Seeing a parent "discipline" their child because he/she is annoyed, not because the child did anything wrong, is the worst! Low-key, the parent just be mad at life.
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@bustastylezz
I hate that I even have a coming out story frfr but I told my mom and siblings all at once. Christmas Day 2014. We sat at the dining table. My mother left to the kitchen and came back crying. She said I had a demonic spirit living inside of me. 💀
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@HelloAryk
@DJZiggy850
I had gray teeth growing up. My thing was milk with sugar. Yes, milk with sugar. 😭 Glad it was my baby teeth I was compromising.
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@BeautyEyes0693
@CHOCkahontas
@tmykjf
@herliizk
😂😂😂 I'm dead at that photo. But you know folks who can't read get OD UBER mad when the teacher ask them to read on the spot in front of classmates.
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@aydrianv
This sounds crazy but I've actually endeavored to not wash my legs and subconsciously did it anyway. I'll never understand how people don't wash their legs.
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@CodyDominic_
2. In SF back in 2015, a driver had me pay upfront for my ride. That was the last time I took a cab.
I can only imagine how they were getting off on Black folks in New York.
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@GalWhoAteDurban
I'm not even moved anymore. Every chance they get, they jump on this app and scream about how filthy they are.
They told us how they don't wash their hands after the bathroom; they don't use rags or loofas in the shower and they ONLY wash their torso. EYE am not moved! Tuhh!
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@QuickTempaa
@ConroyLovesYou2
If I'm a parent, I DEFINITELY want to see his birth certificate to make sure he in the right age group cuz nah! 😭
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@sadistic2BM
@dvneartxry
@NCLittest
@childsupportk
@__mikaylad
To add to what you're saying:
Papoose is literally the exception, the anomaly, the one-off, the isolated incident, NOT the rule!
Like, Mendocino literally JUST told Yandy that he doesn't know if he would have held her down if the shoe were on the other foot.
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@cocoalioness
@__BHB__
No, I didn't get it. I did land another interview with another bank and got that one. 😌
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@_Tamsey
I'm so happy that your father was in a place to give; I'm happy your son received such a grand gift. Congratulations!
SN: I read this all wrong at first. I thought "baby" was boyfriend and I immediately was like, "Aww! I love when family loves their kids' BF/GF like this. 😫
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@caanniiball
Listennn! I tweeted something like this a few years back! I’m so glad somebody out here executing on it! 😭😂
I want to open a Jamaican restaurant in New York and charge gentrifiers an arm and a leg to eat tin mackerel and leftover boiled dumplings refried in peanut oil. 😂
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@CodyDominic_
I never caught a cab in NYC but I do have two experiences.
1. In 2012, I had just landed in S. Korea for my study abroad program. My friend and his wife met me at the airport. We (the two Black men) couldn't hail a cab. We had to send his wife (Korean/German) out to do it.
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@APimpNamedDrip_
The brokest shit I can think of is back in college.
My girl friends and I used to STAY in F21 and H&M getting an outfit for the Norva or something. We'd sweat it out and return it Monday. Then F21 made their exchange-only policy, which was a one-time payment to unlimited gear.😘
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@klojitsu
Nah, let him pop his shit. I'd rather this than the feel good stories that never happened lmao
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@KimKobra
@AlexaLisitza
Every time I see this gif, I dead say "Who said dat?" in 3 different falsetto voices. 😂
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@TheWalkingBritt
@Mindurbiznesss
😂 I'm SICKKK after reading that tweet. Like... he did what to who with a what???
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One of my faves was when that guy lied about having sex with that woman and she logged in after being on hiatus for YEARS to set the record straight. That was a day
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@Sgijo
@YahooSportAu
Thank you for this. She literally went out there and ran a high school time. 🤣
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@BelleRideaux
@iamMandyV
This! ☝🏿😂
I have a studio that has a lot of windows. I open them in the morning and close them at night. The lights pretty much stay off. And I'm hell bent on item placement! Every item has a home and they STAY THERE! Strategy!!!
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@bunmimojekwu
@CreoIeBabyBritt
lmfaoooooooo! You know what!? I’m not even mad at her no more. 😂😂😂
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@thatgirlbamz
"I don't want a date. Dates are overrated. I want a place where me and someone I have a romantic interest in can go and have a savory experience, a place where we can dine, talk, and get to know each other. 😍"
Same energy.
“”I don’t want a salad. I just want lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, shredded carrots, a lil boiled egg and Italian vinaigrette. Salads are overrated but a shredded vegetable medley, I’ll take””
That’s how a lot of you sound 😂😂
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@mami_wami
@GetNAUTI
@KaeliiKo
I'm 6'6" and used to lie to people who'd say I was a waste of height for not playing basketball. I told a dude that I tore my ACL and never played the same again. 🥺😢 Nigga got reeaaallll silent after that.
Ain't shit sweet, nigga.
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@MakedaMorrison
@AshMoLash5
🗣 Fact! For example, the minute I got a car, my commute went from 1.5 hours one-way (public transit) to +/-25 minutes one-way. I had two hours given back to me!
Here's someone's comment to the original post, for perspective for others, and to further your point about resources:
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@theori
@LanaDelRey
LMAOOOOO! Now see, he said it better than I did. I been on her head for years but just didn't have the eloquence and ability to expound the way he did. I'm happy to know the feeling mutual.
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