mike442
@Bird442
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Dad. Grandad. Biker. Avgeek. views my own. Don’t agree? click unfollow. 😎
Joined March 2012
I too is fluent in Corporate Speak!
The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax
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Ah, ya wee dancer! 😎😎
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What a great story!!! 😃🚘 In 1966, 22-year-old Kathleen bought a VW Beetle she named “Annie.” 57 years and 400k miles later, Kathleen (now 78) still drives her to work every day. When VW heard her story, they fully restored Annie for free. When Kathleen saw her again, she
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Anybody for this motor? Had it a couple of years and she now needs to go to a new home.
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It’s Battle of Britain Day, when the world pauses to remember the huge debt it owes to the Hawker Hurricane. Repeat please.
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I want to go and see a new car, but it’s in War Torn Penarth! What’s the current situation there @rawlimark Has the Panda office advised against travel! 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
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For every retweet of this post, I will donate £1 to the @VC_and_GC_Assoc up to £50,000. Time is running out following @I_W_M’s decision to close the Lord Ashcroft Gallery. Visit while you still can, to honour the bravery of those who risked so much to protect our great nation.
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Shared for you Jon. Any useable car with a full MoT must be worth 1500 quid to somebody. 😎
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Listen to the coastguard warning that jet A1 fuel is on fire after an oil tanker and cargo vessel collide in the North Sea 🔥 Source: Metro
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Can we all Retweet and Share Please. We all want to know what is happening with the Violent thugs who broke a female police officer’s nose at Manchester Airport. @YvetteCooperMP @ukhomeoffice
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When I win the lottery…..
The best 'new' car release of 2024? This incredible new creation by @mst_cars_uk, The all New MST Mk2 Evo-X has to be one of the most fabulous things we've ever seen! Do we have any other X Pack enthusiasts out there? Please bring this masterpiece to Radwood, @CarwynEllis1
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Revealed: Lawyer representing two men being 'attacked' by police at Manchester Airport is Lamborghini-driving wannabe MP who ran as pro-Palestine candidate in the general election and was probed over 'false racism' claim https://t.co/dtug38JhWF
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Had to send my beautiful girl over rainbow bridge today. 12 and a half years of loving you. Fly high my baby girl. No more pain. Benji will be waiting for you. Good night Wispa. Sleep tight. 🌈🌈🌈
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This kid is brilliant….he has a big future! 😎
A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him: - Do you really know how to play guitar? - Yeah! - What's your favorite band? - Guns N' Roses What happens next is incredible.
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