How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?! Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.

That Farage PMQs boycott is going well, the jokes a good one too. https://t.co/G8KvHO9Jgg

Every journalist predicting the end of Starmer today must do the decent thing and resign. If any politician got things as wrong as them today they would expect the same. Off you fuck.

Reform producing a fake letter in Gorton and Denton is NOT a mistake, they did EXACTLY the same thing in Caerphilly last year. #Farage #Goodwin

More great news. This country has never been safer. We just need to stop the gammon from killing themselves by falling off lampposts now.

Leejohnella bacteria found in Reform headquarters.

Richard Tice has agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia. #BBCLauraK

I do wonder whether Bad Enoch is playing a blinder by systematically emptying the Tory latrine & polluting RefUK Ltd from within or are the “converts” really just unprincipled chancers & grifters?! 🤔

With all these Tory defections, we are getting to the point where Labour can hold Reform responsible for their previous record in government 🥴.

Reformer Conservatives Leader: Nigel Farage (former Conservative) Deputy Leader: Richard Tice (former Conservative) Chair: Dr David Bull (former Conservative) Deputy Chair: Paul Nuttalls (former Conservative) Leader in Scotland: Malcolm Offord (former Conservative Life Peer)

Boy, Farage really is putting together a League of Supervillains, he just needs to recruit Lettuce Girl and he’ll be ready to destroy the world.

Happy New Year from Skegness! #HappyNewYear2026 #HappyNewYear

Can't believe a man who called for vasectomies for the unemployed and thinks free school meal vouchers get spent in crack dens... hadn't joined Reform already.

“What qualities does Jonathan Gullis bring to your party, Mr. Farage?” “Well he’ll make Lee Anderson look sophisticated for a start.”

Doctors strike From the new Private Eye, out now.

@ZiaYusufUK You could always invite them for a tour of Reform HQ so they can see a bunch of clowns for free.

He pretends he is the answer He is the very origin of the problem Net migration has rocketed since Brexit was completed

In what warped cultist universe does this soiled muck-rag of a "newspaper" 👇 think letting young Brits do what all other young people in Europe can - and even 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 only for a limited 1-year period ! - is "betraying" their demented swivel-eyed "Brexit freedoms ?" FFS !

Wins the Internet this week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You signed it over to yourself. @Nigel_Farage