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my wife packed me a tonkatsu bento with kimchi, pan, and furaido potato with barley tea on the side :3 love her so much (^^)

two things can be true

Me 4 days ago: It’s sad to see something that once defined culture struggle to keep up with it Me today: spongebob big guy pants okay

same thing happened to me 😭😭😭

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

.@ZohranKMamdani i made you in tomodachi life, do you like him?

https://t.co/xA3k8PLaqF

is this a good time for me to say I actually miss old galio I miss actual monster designs and I miss this magic resist hot mess of a champion

why it lowkey have the cadence of ilocano/tagalog or am I crazy

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

the horrors of the world were always there we just hadn’t grown up yet 🫩

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

whoever designed the El Cajon blvd and Park blvd intersection should die, swiftly

https://t.co/kwn3c3McfF

https://t.co/2S7zLjc2GX

I’LL COVER A THOUSAND CHILDREN IN ASH BEFORE I EVER USE AI!

currently addicted to adding question marks to the subjects of my emails

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

thank u @today_explained @voxdotcom for being so unserious sometimes bc wdym i opened Spotify to this on my podcast lineup today