I might enjoy the CFP better if some of these games weren't total snooze fests.

From IG...the "parenting wins" is interesting. Is that because I like my friends' pics of their kids?

They should also rename it Trump-Epstein Island

From now on, Trump will appear like this. Do you agree?

This math joke 😂

Hey Pantone, after the backlash that Cloud Dancer White was not a color, might I suggest a new color for 2026 Color of the Year?

Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring

BARACK OBAMA: Here is a list of my favorite books of 2025. DONALD TRUMP: I can identify a giraffe!

They held a church sermon IN THE PENTAGON

Righteous anger from D.C. native Andrew Howard ✊

While a bunch of journalists were at the Kennedy Center taking pictures today, I asked the VP of Facilities and Operations at the Kennedy Center a direct question: “Matt, is this the first time that you’ve defaced a public building?“ Only at Law Dork: https://t.co/9kz8LBGhuD

Literally

Redacted States of America

Why doesn’t Donald Trump want you to know who this is?

There's a guy in my dance class who requests Dance Monkey at least once a week (two days in a row this week!). I don't mind the song, but it's sort of an odd choice. And we've been doing it for 3 years now! Even the instructor was kinda giggling about it today.

I'm reading through Ghislaine Maxwell's habeas petition. There's some fascinating stuff in there. The most interesting to me — Maxwell claims that Jeffrey Epstein victims' lawyers reached secret settlements with 25 men. Who are these people?

Why can't they have a camera looking straight up?

Cal mentioned!

Honestly this was a very confusing email subject line when truncated - picturing John Cho on the sidelines 😀

It’s beating a dead horse at this point, but Jake Tapper owes Joe Biden an apology.