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BengalsFansDFW, Reds, Ohio U, FSU, SMU, IndyCar, Cricket, Car Guy, American Aquarium. Books: "Socialism Sucks" “Neoliberal Abstracts”. Pronouns: Who/Dey
Wylie, TX or Sec. 156 Row 43
Joined July 2016
The U.S. economy must produce 660 trillion calories worth of food every day. Every damned day. And that says nothing about the clothing, shelter, etc. necessary for life. And yet leftists think a few billionaires are preventing us all from enjoying leisure-filled days enjoying
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Cowboys fan: Oh we stink. Jerry is terrible. Whhhhhyyyyyy ussss?! 😭 Me: It must suck to have won only 5 Super Bowls.
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The ideological sword has two edges: Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Salazar, Pinochet, Samosa, Batista, Kai-Shek, Marcos, Diem, Reza Pahlavi, Farouk, Mubarak, Botha…
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Apoyaron a Lenin Apoyaron a Stalin Apoyaron a Mao Apoyaron a Kim Il-sung Apoyaron a Fidel Apoyaron a Perón Apoyaron a Hoxha Apoyaron a Ceaușescu Apoyaron a Tito Apoyaron a Pol Pot Apoyaron a Gaddafi Apoyaron a Bashar al-Assad Apoyaron a Ortega Apoyaron a Chávez Apoyaron a Evo
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Opening Day begins at 4:10ET today and not one goddamn second sooner.
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5 nights. 900 miles. 5 American Aquarium/BJ Barham shows. LFG!
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by
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Santino Ferrucci just found his favorite NASCAR driver.
BREAKING: #NASCAR and @KauligRacing have indefinitely suspended Ram @NASCAR_Trucks driver Daniel Dye, who made inappropriate comments about #IndyCar driver David Malukas in a recent livestream, mocking him with a homophobic voice. https://t.co/FqkgKKDrUD
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Ah…the old “I’m really a good person on the inside—just ask my mom” defense.
Jermaine Burton on if he feels misunderstood by the public: "I feel like people, for the most part, when they read headlines or the title of something, they just run and form their own opinion." "My family, my teammates, they really know the real person that I am."
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We need some baseball games played in the cricket format (Team A bats first for 27 outs and Team B chases). And we need some cricket games played in the baseball format (Team A and Team B alternate batting and bowling every over.)
Hear me out: We have countries play each other in baseball each year. Maybe a team like Venezuela goes to the United States and plays in different cities. Maybe they call it a tour. So basically, we turn baseball into cricket.
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I have some HUGE 🇺🇸 cricket news that I can’t talk about. This is killing me but here’s a hint.
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Govt: WE ARE DEPORTING YOUR WORKERS. Employers: WTF BRO? Govt: WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? JUST PAY MORE BITCH.
There isn't actually a "farm labor shortage." The only employers who have a "shortage" of employees are those who want to pay their employees less than the equilibrium price of farm labor.
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My advice: Go to a dive bar at happy hour and drink a Miller Lite. Talk to the drunk regular. Learn the bartender’s name. Play Turnpike Troubadours on the jukebox. Watch the game on the TV. It’s all gonna be ok.
Hello, I am from U.S. State. Our drivers are terrible. Our pizza is unique. Our roads are badly maintained. Our largest city is full of crime and the suburbs are snooty. We are intense about State University Sports Team. And the weather? If you don't like it, wait five minutes.
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