Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

This is the new emdash. A dead giveaway of ChatGPT writing. That’s not efficient writing. That’s laziness.

OK, this is awkward 😬

Folks in tech do not appreciate that the entire country is polarized against tech. Bernie wants a data center ban, and Bannon seems close to calling a Butlerian jihad. The only thing AI seems to offer most Americans is job loss and more billions for billionaires. We need a

BREAKING: Two terrorists opened fire at a Hanukkah celebration in Bondi Beach, Sydney, killing at least 11 people and wounding 29 others. This video shows the moment an unarmed civilian tackled one of the terrorists, took his weapon, and neutralized him. Hero!

Fiona Hill: The United States is on a path toward full-on state repression. https://t.co/oatYGzLkvf

Hear that folks, after you get your DOGE & tariff checks, Fort Knox is audited, Greenland is purchased, Hillary goes to jail, and the swamp is drained Trump is getting rid of the income tax in a country where he just signed a $7 trillion budget. I, for one, totally believe him.

Your son makes $92K and just turned 40 in a rental apartment. You have $5.1M collecting dust. Explain that to me. My client watched this happen for 3 years. "I don't want to enable him." Enable him to what? Own a home? Stop bleeding $2,800/month in rent? Give your

🚨HOLY SHIT: Mamdani just called Trump a fascist standing right next to him: Reporter: “Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?” Trump: “That’s ok, you can just say it.” Mamdani: Yes. This is how it’s done!!

I started this account shortly after the 2020 election to troll Qtards about what would become J6. I for one was not a bit surprised that day. There were runs on ATMs in Trumpistan in the days before. #MyXAnniversary

@raven_brah

“I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there when I took out the current mortgage on Rivendell.”

Bernie Sanders just walked up to the podium after Susan Collins laughed along with Republicans about their bill and he said, "If this bill succeeds... for certain groups of people it would be tripled, their premiums... when you throw 15 million people off Healthcare, 50,000

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage https://t.co/CH77RUn7dV

@TheBabylonBee I’ll be long dead before a mortgage would be paid off

Smash.

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