Shawn Joseph Niles
@Beer4AGoodTime
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I'm not really a day drinking, perverted, sardonic ass from Canada, I just play one on planet earth. I reserve the right to ignore dms or mock you endlessly..
Port Hope, Ontario, Canada
Joined September 2010
When amazonian tribes first saw a camera they were afraid it would capture their souls. Smart phones prove they may have been right.
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At the end of the day; Politics, Prejudice and Pre-conceived notions aside... Aren't we all seeking the same thing? Safety, Security, Love, Respect, Appreciation, Acceptance and Opportunity?
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I think I just right this moment decided that I may want to get involved in local politics with an eye towards federal/global politics. Heaven help us all if it turns out that I'm right and we all actually want to see an "average" guy throwing his hat into the ring.
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That awkward moment where finding your center requires 3 right turns and 8 lefts.
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So who is the best lawyer on my follower list? I may need one versed in human rights and civil liberties abuses. Shoot me a DM
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Hmm... Reviewing random pics, I think my hotel room may be haunted. At least the filter in the Aircon is helping to collect them.
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Anyone find media promoting the unthinkable & pressuring you to compromise Your values? Public agencies aiding the vices they claim to help you escape? Government reps completely on board as well? Just on my local network? I need a new provider.
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“you can be anything you set your mind to” i didn’t set my mind to anxious and yet here i am
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1 man, mostly housetrained. Requires frequent attention, sexercise and affection. Free to a good home. Inquire within.
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That odd moment when you realize that everyone who sees it comments on how shitty, broken and not worth fixing your truck is, yet they all fight over the opportunity to book a time to drive it...
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The older I get ,the more I realize the value of staying low key and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at your table.
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You are awesome—and don't you forget it! RETWEET TO WIN... a copy of @NeilPasricha's book, #YouAreAwesome. The book explores how we navigate change and wrestle with failure. It's also the perfect pandemic read. Rules and regs: https://t.co/K8gWTBy2qt
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Humor is the emotional duct tape that holds me together
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if you comment "i am so turned on right now" to every political post, you can make it so no one wants to argue politics with you
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might get up & do stuff, might stay in bed for six yrs & call it art
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Perseverance can send a tweet from Mars, but I still have to wait 30+ minutes for pizza delivery. WTF science...
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