All the girls preaching "if you want a whore, buy her. If you want a queen, earn her" after GoT last night are probably just going to bang the guy just like Cersei did 5 minutes later
Victoria F fucked Chase Rice? And Pete brings her on a date to see him? Clap it up for the producers of this show ONCE AGAIN. See you guys next week
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HANNAH ANN DROPPED A BOMB! PETER NEEDED CLOSURE WITH HANNAH BROWN TOO! “If you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man”- Hannah Ann just destroying Peter with her words. Powerful.
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Chris Harrison took it upon HIMSELF TO GO SEE MADISON! An evil genius. Kris Jenner and Chris Harrison need to hangout more. The things those two would create
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“The only reason I’m doing this is because of the incredibles..... the wife got a big butt and I just see us becoming more like the incredibles” - Kanye. This is going to be a great season
#KUWTK
Every night I get my fucking heart ripped out of me playing Mario Kart. Seriously you can’t win with this game. You’re in 1st then all of a sudden a red fucking shell comes out of nowhere and ruins your night
I can’t believe how pure evil genius these producers are. Setting up a date with Victoria F’s ex CHASE RICE performing right in front of Peter’s face to provide US with A+ entertainment. We thank you.
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I couldn’t focus on a thing Clare said because I was too busy thinking about the absolute chaos that must be happening backstage right now. How did we not have a camera on that? We need an extended finale next week
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The fact they just glossed over her getting absolutely smoked into the ground and didn’t show a slo mo replay.... don’t worry I gotchu guys
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Peter’s parents legit might disown him for breaking up with Hannah Ann. We may have thought he’d just end up single but he may end up without a family as well
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Britney Spears' wedding was just dramatically interrupted, as her first husband, Jason Alexander, showed up trying to crash the event ... resulting in a police response.
What if this whole big finale is actually a lead up to Madison’s reveal as spider woman and she starts shooting webs from her lashes at the live audience and the filming for a new Marvel movie begins
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While you guys are trying to process Arya’s sex scene I’m still trying to digest Tormund talking about sucking on a giants titties at the age of 10 for 3 months
Peter saying his heart is being pulled in two directions meanwhile Madison literally LEFT and he hasn’t told Hannah Ann that and Hannah Ann thinks Peter is saying this while Madi is still there... IMAGINE IF SHE KNEW SHE LEFT!! Oh my word Peter. Oh my word.
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I feel like the Fine Line Harry Styles album is playing in the back of my mind at all times. I’ll be doing nothing and then all of a sudden I hear a voice in my head screaming “watermelon sugar HIIIIGH”
Oh my goodness these girls are fucking MEAN. Yes it is bizarre that Heather has shown up but if you think you’re good for Matt it’ll show without you being mean to Heather
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NEW THEORY: Barb is going to fucking tackle Chris Harrison live on stage and a special edition of WWE RAW is going to breakout where Barb and Hannah Ann fight to the death vs Chris Harrison and Madison
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Calling it the “ballina cup” and actually having it be pronounced “baleena” is one of the dumbest decisions I’ve heard recently and Sofia let go of 500K and the IP
@stoolpresidente
Well said! Please run for office. The politicians & unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered & thrown out of town!
fuck everybody that has a summer birthday, do you guys understand how privileged you are? my sisters always got a pool party for their birthday or we went to the lake. do you know what my parents did for my birthday? NOTHING BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD AND NO ONE WANTED TO COME
Cooking? Fine Line album. Cleaning? Fine Line album. Shower concert? Fine Line album. Sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing? Fine Line album. I am always listening to Harry Styles’ Fine Line album.
“Peter doesn’t even know how this will end but it will end live on this stage tomorrow night” REST UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. DRINK A LOT OF WATER. EAT BREAKFAST. DONT STRAIN YOURSELF. THIS IS OUR TIME. OUR TIME IS NOW.
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I honestly pity the people who “hate” tik tok and refuse to go on the app just to sound cool because some shit is absolutely hilarious and you’re missing out
“You’ve been banging everyone at stage coach and now you’ve got 6 toes. I don’t trust you”-
@demi_burnett
😂 perfect ending to the episode
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Hey
@ChristianYelich
I’m not going to go out of my way to secretly hurt you like
@BarstoolBigCat
but can you just sit out of the All Star game too? I really don’t want a fucking cat