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Ria
4 years
What the fuck is this
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The Bachelor
4 years
In the words of @chrisbharrison , this season of #TheBachelor is shaping up to be the most dramatic season ever 🏺
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All the girls preaching "if you want a whore, buy her. If you want a queen, earn her" after GoT last night are probably just going to bang the guy just like Cersei did 5 minutes later
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Nirvana - Nevermind (1991)
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4 years
Victoria F fucked Chase Rice? And Pete brings her on a date to see him? Clap it up for the producers of this show ONCE AGAIN. See you guys next week #TheBachelor
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2 years
I would love to read Dave Chappelle’s texts with Chris Rock right now
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4 years
HANNAH ANN DROPPED A BOMB! PETER NEEDED CLOSURE WITH HANNAH BROWN TOO! “If you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man”- Hannah Ann just destroying Peter with her words. Powerful. #TheBachelor
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Today we woke up and Demi Lovato is engaged, there’s a 1D reunion, and Taylor Swift is releasing a new album tonight. It is 2010 again and I am happy.
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4 years
The Bachelor producers got a raise this season #TheBachelor
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5 years
If you’re signing a petition to remake the last season of Game of Thrones you’re a fucking LOSER
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4 years
Chris Harrison took it upon HIMSELF TO GO SEE MADISON! An evil genius. Kris Jenner and Chris Harrison need to hangout more. The things those two would create #TheBachelor
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4 years
Update: Hank is so mad about Tom Brady that he looked at me and said “put some damn pants on.” What the fuck?
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4 years
Great thanks Tom Brady I’m now stuck in a quarantine with a miserable human being
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6 years
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5 years
Blake met more people at stagecoach than I have in my entire life #BachelorInParadise
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“The only reason I’m doing this is because of the incredibles..... the wife got a big butt and I just see us becoming more like the incredibles” - Kanye. This is going to be a great season #KUWTK
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Barb is like MY SON LIKES TO FUCK AND PARTY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT #TheBachelor
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Hailey Bieber literally walked under this tent to the chapel so that no paparazzi can get a picture of her dress
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4 years
Hi everyone meet Norman :)
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3 years
THAT BRA IS DISGRACEFUL #TheBachelor
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4 years
THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY. @BarstoolTrent #TheBachelor
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5 years
Is this the hottest anyone has ever looked? #Emmys
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4 years
Every night I get my fucking heart ripped out of me playing Mario Kart. Seriously you can’t win with this game. You’re in 1st then all of a sudden a red fucking shell comes out of nowhere and ruins your night
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Ria
4 years
I can’t believe how pure evil genius these producers are. Setting up a date with Victoria F’s ex CHASE RICE performing right in front of Peter’s face to provide US with A+ entertainment. We thank you. #TheBachelor
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5 years
Arya motherfuckin Stark is my queen of Winterfell
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4 years
I couldn’t focus on a thing Clare said because I was too busy thinking about the absolute chaos that must be happening backstage right now. How did we not have a camera on that? We need an extended finale next week #TheBachelor
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Hannah Ann went from a Disney princess to a damn queen in this episode #TheBachelor
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3 years
The fact they just glossed over her getting absolutely smoked into the ground and didn’t show a slo mo replay.... don’t worry I gotchu guys #TheBachelor
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Ria
6 years
Should I sue @MichaelRapaport for defamation of character because he falsely tweeted that he had sex with me?
@TheBlastNews
The Blast
6 years
EXCLUSIVE: Michael Rapaport is suing Barstool Sports and on-air personalities Smitty, KFC and president Dave Portnoy.
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4 years
GIVE IT UP BARB! THIS ISNT THE BARBELOR #TheBachelor
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4 years
I had to put on the Fine Line Harry Styles album to get the bad taste of Justin Bieber’s Changes out of my mouth
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6 years
Thank you for your service
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4 years
Peter’s parents legit might disown him for breaking up with Hannah Ann. We may have thought he’d just end up single but he may end up without a family as well #TheBachelor
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4 years
Remember when Barb was like nah Madison my son likes to fuck
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2 years
It’s way funnier to think of George Costanza crashing Britney Spears’ wedding than whoever this Jason Alexander guy is
@TMZ
TMZ
2 years
Britney Spears' wedding was just dramatically interrupted, as her first husband, Jason Alexander, showed up trying to crash the event ... resulting in a police response.
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Stan Harry Styles for clear skin
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What if this whole big finale is actually a lead up to Madison’s reveal as spider woman and she starts shooting webs from her lashes at the live audience and the filming for a new Marvel movie begins #TheBachelor
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4 years
Can we all agree that Peter is probably single right now? #TheBachelor
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3 years
Katie’s gonna be bachelorette right? #TheBachelor
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5 years
While you guys are trying to process Arya’s sex scene I’m still trying to digest Tormund talking about sucking on a giants titties at the age of 10 for 3 months
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Peter saying his heart is being pulled in two directions meanwhile Madison literally LEFT and he hasn’t told Hannah Ann that and Hannah Ann thinks Peter is saying this while Madi is still there... IMAGINE IF SHE KNEW SHE LEFT!! Oh my word Peter. Oh my word. #TheBachelor
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5 years
So they made bran KING and he’s not even up there with them? #Emmys
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3 years
Fucking square up then Anita
@hoare_anita
Anita Hoare
3 years
@hen_ease Hank, i heard your acct was suspended, probably why you didnt see my msg. Follow me babes, ill rock your world
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2 years
Oh we’re gonna take Clare Crawley’s input and advice? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo #TheBachelor
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5 years
Just sat in silence for 20 minutes trying to collect myself after watching the red wedding
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4 years
Air Norman
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4 years
I’ve watched this video 50 times now
@killbiill
esme
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wait this actually fits-
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Madison deserves better than Peter because she deserves better than Peter’s mom Barb #TheBachelor
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My final tweet about this finale: Barb treated Madison like she was Victoria F #TheBachelor
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4 years
congrats to the person who hacked my iCloud who prob thought they were going to find nudes but instead just got a bunch of fucking ugly selfies
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4 years
By popular demand... we’re bringing back the Harlem Shake new tik tok, follow us here:
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5 years
Kris Jenner in the role she was born to play
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I feel like the Fine Line Harry Styles album is playing in the back of my mind at all times. I’ll be doing nothing and then all of a sudden I hear a voice in my head screaming “watermelon sugar HIIIIGH”
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3 years
Oh my goodness these girls are fucking MEAN. Yes it is bizarre that Heather has shown up but if you think you’re good for Matt it’ll show without you being mean to Heather #TheBachelor
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4 years
hahahahaha they showed producer Julie just to fuck with us #TheBachelor
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2 years
PETE DAVIDSON SAID “IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE” AND SENT A PICTURE. WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Ria
4 years
Damn this just reminded me how hot I am
@michaelbwolter
Michael Ben
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@BarstoolRia “boyfriend of 4 years” How proud you clearly are of it
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3 years
Nothing like watching Blake Griffin & @NjTank99 dap eachother up in the office
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5 years
I apologize for filming your phone sir but these are the coolest moments @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @hen_ease
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5 years
It's A Bunch Of Bullshit That HBO Real Sports Interviewed Me For An Hour Straight And Didn't Even Use A Second Of It
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NEW THEORY: Barb is going to fucking tackle Chris Harrison live on stage and a special edition of WWE RAW is going to breakout where Barb and Hannah Ann fight to the death vs Chris Harrison and Madison #TheBachelor
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4 years
Oh shit
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5 years
Fuck it I’m getting a McChicken
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This was supposed to be my outfit for Coachella tonight. @hen_ease is very happy it’s just in this apartment instead.
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Hank just crushed his first role as Jack in Titanic
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I love how Pete just says fuck it and drives home. Literally home to his house where he lives comfortably not on this show. #TheBachelor
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Credit to Madison for being able to sit down and express her values to Peter’s parents like that #TheBachelor
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Hi my name is Ria and I’m auditioning for season 2 of Outer Banks #OuterBanks
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3 years
Did she just say fiancé?!?!?! #TheBachelorette
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Calling it the “ballina cup” and actually having it be pronounced “baleena” is one of the dumbest decisions I’ve heard recently and Sofia let go of 500K and the IP
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Ria
4 years
Did Elon Musk just tell Dave to run for office? Am I still awake?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@stoolpresidente Well said! Please run for office. The politicians & unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered & thrown out of town!
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Well you know what some of us didn’t get cupcakes at school on our birthday, Hanna
@hannystyles69
deep fried mom brain
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fuck everybody that has a summer birthday, do you guys understand how privileged you are? my sisters always got a pool party for their birthday or we went to the lake. do you know what my parents did for my birthday? NOTHING BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD AND NO ONE WANTED TO COME
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Baby norm is 1 today! Please keep the penis jokes to a minimum on his birthday
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4 years
G baby
@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
4 years
What fictional death affected you the most?
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Ria
4 years
Cooking? Fine Line album. Cleaning? Fine Line album. Shower concert? Fine Line album. Sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing? Fine Line album. I am always listening to Harry Styles’ Fine Line album.
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5 years
I can die now. THANK YOU @ZacEfron
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We spent way too much time learning these moves so please show your respect @holy_schnitt new tik tok, follow us here:
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I still can’t believe Hannah Brown picked Jed and then Jed had a girlfriend who is now engaged to Hannah Brown’s brother #TheBachelorette
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I love the crowd going absolutely BONKERS in this clip. Including Pilot Pete’s mom who is howling like a hyena #TheBachelorette
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How is this suit? Everyone feeling ok about it?
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“Peter doesn’t even know how this will end but it will end live on this stage tomorrow night” REST UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. DRINK A LOT OF WATER. EAT BREAKFAST. DONT STRAIN YOURSELF. THIS IS OUR TIME. OUR TIME IS NOW. #TheBachelor
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4 years
To all the grown men who call me ugly & slutty
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6 years
Posting this now since I might not look as good in 5 years @stoolpresidente
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I honestly pity the people who “hate” tik tok and refuse to go on the app just to sound cool because some shit is absolutely hilarious and you’re missing out
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3 years
Looks like Dale didn’t show up........ *slow clap*
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Oh so we’re gonna die die
@fourloko
Four Loko
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Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly
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Just woke up from a dream where Hank permanently changed his name to Honk
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“Obviously you like to fuck bro” - what Peter’s brother really wanted to say #TheBachelor
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“You’ve been banging everyone at stage coach and now you’ve got 6 toes. I don’t trust you”- @demi_burnett 😂 perfect ending to the episode #BachelorInParadise
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4 years
This looks like a Twilight movie
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Those sweet good morning texts>
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3 years
I have so much to say about Clare and Dale that I also have nothing to say
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2 years
This is the perfect plate of Chinese food
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I have watched 4 seasons of parks and rec in the past week and I can’t believe I ever lived my life not ever seeing this show
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Justin Bieber just DM’d me because of my tweet about his album. I’m sad it happened this way.
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Hi I’m Kim Kardashian West and something you may not know about me is that I love to cook!
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Hey @ChristianYelich I’m not going to go out of my way to secretly hurt you like @BarstoolBigCat but can you just sit out of the All Star game too? I really don’t want a fucking cat
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