Barry in Iowa
@BarryinIowa
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fattest person in the room
The Hawkeye State
Joined April 2016
what was the previous record?
New Guinnes world record: 293 walnuts in 60 seconds, while holding a raw egg We just making up world records now... 😭
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I was under the impression that winning the game was a good thing.
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we’re apparently doing it wrong
Iowa’s 5 wins: Albany (0-3 CAA) Umass (0-3 MAC) Wisconsin (0-3 B1G) Rutgers (0-4 B1G) PSU (0-4 B1G)
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No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right? MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
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No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right? MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
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My mother’s birthday is 4/29 and her name is Thelma… the fuck is this shit?
Hey you all, just wanted to let you know someone used my picture for their grandma's obituary in 2018 and a bunch of ad campaigns for dentures, insurance, financial planning, cataract medication and more going back to 2008. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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JD is trump’s queen?
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Complete game 78 pitches 63 strikes
When Greg Maddux threw a complete game in 78 pitches 🤯
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I’ll bet you literally $87 trillion that a right winger put it there
🚨 BREAKING: The US Secret Service has uncovered a "suspicious HUNTING STAND" with DIRECT line of sight to where President Trump exits Air Force One at Palm Beach International Airport Reportedly set up "MONTHS AGO." They will never stop going after him. Trump is in Florida NOW
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everyone, I look like a penis with glasses… and so does SVP apparently
@BarryinIowa @A_Mar32 Coming from a guy who looks like a penis with glasses. You’re as ugly as Scott Van Pelt, but without any money 🤣🤣🤡🤡
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Remember folks, three months ago Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Donald Trump supporter and these Charlie Kirk fans didn't give a flying Christian fuck about it
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