The Wire? Loved it. My favorite part is when they use a bow and arrow to shoot the rope between the two towers and then that little French guy gets out there and at first he's nervous but then he just starts having fun with it

I drive by this mural taking my daughter to preschool. And every time I see it I can't help but think... ...of Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove I wish this were not the case but alas I was raised on Christopher Guest/@MJMcKean

Looked cooler in @JordanPeele's Nope

1973: Schoolhouse Rocks! releases "Conjunction Junction" Nearly 50 years later, Lucasfilm releases the long-awaited follow-up: And/or

what i miss about working in an office: friends what i don't miss: sitting in a silent conference room while everyone reviews a doc and then my stomach makes a weird gurgling noise and I can't tell if everyone else can hear the gurgling

"I suffered, so other people should too" is a terrible take on student loan forgiveness.

Ever notice how it's always white dudes posting about "the power of positive thinking"? There's a reason... https://t.co/Mx1Tmq1Ss3

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time...when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes...we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness." -Carl Sagan https://t.co/Q6VPa3hIoK

With apologies to all the meat-fluencers out there...

stated without a shred of irony and then published in the @BostonGlobe

The @NewYorker is, in many ways, a wonderful institution. But it’s also ground zero for a kind of regressive literary gatekeeping, class exclusivity & old-school cultural thinking that simply no longer have any relation to, or frankly relevance in, the modern world as we know it.

shot / chaser

*except for Josh Hawley

This is not going to be popular in liberal circles, but I’ve met with adult men who have legally purchased AR-15s and assault rifles, and their reasoning for ownership is valid and passionate and should be honored: Each one has a small, weird, or ineffective penis.

If you’re a reporter interviewing a lawmaker supporting total abortion bans without exceptions, there’s a whole host of non-abortion follow up questions that should be asked. A few examples:

So much going on in the world and still tech bros tweeting shit like "ideas are easy, making those ideas a reality is hard" and evidently there are hundreds of people who didn't know that?? Mashing the like button like "ooo I have to *do* stuff, that's the part I was missing..."

There is no reason not to ban assault weapons.*

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican. Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. (1) ⏬