🍌 We doubled our followers in a week 🍌. That’s either momentum or a collective lapse in judgment. Either way. 🍌 THE WAITLIST IS NOW OPEN 🍌. While others are pitching dreamland, we will hand you the keys to the actual circus 🍌

🍌MONDAY MODE: ENGAGED 🍌. The caffeine’s kicking in. Fixes are getting shipped. Mobile is looking sick. We’re nearly live again and no one’s getting caught on camera with the Head of HR this time 🍌. Waitlist still open: 🍌🍌🍌

🍌CBD (Chief Banana Degen) just got back from Paris after a weekend of chaos, croissants, and full-contact crypto diplomacy 🍌. Huge shoutout to @SuperteamUK , @bonk_inu , @MonkeDAO , @TheOnlyNom & the @parismusketeers for hosting what may have been the most alpha-infused

BananaZone update is flying 🍌. The waitlist is growing faster than our ability to explain what this actually is 🍌. It’s Monday morning and the excitement levels are somewhere between "launch mode" and "full market-induced psychosis". 🍌 Join the waitlist for the upcoming

Fresh off a @colosseum win, it only made sense to dive headfirst into another arena. @solanamobile hackathon - we’re coming in loud, unhinged, balaclavas on and touchscreen-optimised. Not just going mobile . Sideloading straight into chaos🍌🍌🍌. @solana @SuperteamUK

At this point, no one even flinches when CBP takes investor calls like this 🍌. It’s not a costume. It’s a mindset. Welcome to BananaZone 🍌🍌🍌. 🍌 Join the waitlist and embrace the chaos: 🍌

🍌Hot in the bunker🍌. Running on caffeine, memes, and mild paranoia. Tweaking. Testing. Breaking things on purpose. Before we blow minds… we sharpen the chaos. BananaZone is cooking 🍌🍌🍌

🍌WE PLACED IN THE DEFI TRACK IN THE @solana @colosseum HACKATHON🍌. Judges saw the yellow balaclavas, the 30-second trading chaos, the pitch deck delivered in the style of a jungle mc and said:. “These lunatics are onto something”. Vibes, leverage, and dangerously fast buttons

What’s this video?. A trailer? A threat? A hallucination?. Yes 🍌. The product demo is coming and it’s not gonna be clean, quiet or normal. It’s chaos. It’s culture. It’s what happens when you give leverage to sleep deprived lunatics. 🍌 Stay tuned and get yourself on the

🍌BREAKING: @im_roy_lee - CEO of @cluely - has apparently been moonlighting as a Senior Software Engineer at BananaZone for 8 years 🍌. We’d like to thank our lead dev for his years of imaginary service. Your pension is in banana points 🍌🍌🍌

🍌CHIEF BANANA DEGEN HAS RETURNED FROM @solana APEX IN BUDAPEST - SWEATY, DELIRIOUS, AND NOW SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN TRADING SIGNALS 🍌. Back in London. Back to building. Still not entirely sure what happened on Thursday night. The Zone didn’t miss him it just got slightly more

🍌 It’s Friday. 🍌 Spirits are high. 🍌 Code’s cooking. The Zone’s temporarily down while we upgrade the madness - shoutout to our first 500 beta users for melting it beautifully. Also - we just ripped past 5,000 followers. The cult grows. The bananas are watching 🍌🍌🍌

🍌@pumpdotfun GOT SUSPENDED. THEN CAME BACK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 🍌. No tweet. No apology. Just straight-up respawned like it found a health pack in the Twitter gulag. Internet’s weird. BananaZone is weirder 🍌🍌🍌

🍌 @greg16676935420 once said “Time to make banana bread” and suddenly we blacked out, woke up 40 trades deep and emotionally tethered to a yellow fruit 🍌. This isn’t baking. This is BananaZone. And the oven’s set to 30-second market madness 🍌🍌🍌

🍌Last week we were in Lisbon for @NFCsummit and @MEMECON_OMG 🍌. We came for the networking. We stayed for the confusion, free drinks, and emotional damage. BananaZone may still be in beta, but the shill was fully live 🍌🍌🍌

🍌@nfcsummit and @MEMECON_OMG LISBON BROKE OUR MINDS + BODIES BUT FED OUR SOULS🍌. We got lost more times than a memecoin roadmap. Shilled BZ to strangers, statues, and possibly a police horse. @worldofwomenxyz party was another level. Nearly took us from beta to public right

RT @0xlinton: It’s Banana’s in here!! .@BananaZoneApp @NFCsummit

RT @MEMECON_OMG: 🍌 @BananaZoneApp in the zone 🍌 on the meme stage right now! 🍌