post this on your account and see if your moots would…
>:( - murder you
>:0 - scream at you
:( - block you
:) - be your friend
:3 - meet you irl
! - hold your hand
<3 - date you
>:3 - fuck you
>//< - kiss you
;P - cuddle you
</3 - ignore you
I'm a gay femboy and I take cock every night I love how deep he fucks me so fucking deep my eyes are in the back of my head and I love feeling it twitch as it loads inside me UwU senpai-kun👉👈
my girlfriend is trying to take my phone 🙄 no babe stop it haha hi this is baltibirds girlfriend and i think he is smelly 🤭 baaaabe stop give me the phone back 🤭ur embarrassing meeee 😖okay fine heres your phone stinky sorry about that guys shes a handful🤬
*thrusts me against table*
“sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me” *smacks my ass*
"ouhhhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY"
*sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock* “hmmmm that feels good” *squeezes balls firmly* "NO MOMMY NOT THERE"
*bursts ball sack*
Alright I’m off for a little while see you in June. I’ll be on just talking a little break if you need to talk just hit dms I’ll get to it eventually. 🥹
Sad to inform you, but I will be announcing the final retirement of HorniBirds…. Looking back I’ve said crazy shit but this is a sports account not a horny one. -🐦⬛
Story Time:
When I was a kid I wanted to buy candy, so me, my sister and cousin picked flowers and went to sell them. We stood outside my house and charged 3 fucking dollars for these fucking weeds 😭
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