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Nous devons oser inventer l’avenir | Communist | check out the Apecast: https://t.co/E9Mw2PQNY0 | check out RC: https://t.co/UhVdAIXFzb

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Joined August 2018
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
7 months
In the strip club throwing $100 of origami cranes #takeflightwithme
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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She wuthering my heights until I make her husband’s ward a weird bdsm dog woman Is this anything?
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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Claude ad in the movie theater. Sell everything
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@WillforUAWpres
Will Lehman | WillforUAWpresident.org
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I'm announcing my campaign today for president of the UAW. I'm a Mack Trucks worker from Macungie, PA. My campaign will mobilize the rank and file to 1) abolish the corrupt UAW bureaucracy 2) put all power in the hands of workers Class struggle, not class collaboration!
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@SanAntonioZoo
San Antonio Zoo 🦍
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Big news at San Antonio Zoo! We’re now serving Dr Pepper Dippin’ Dots — the first-ever Dippin’ Dots collaboration flavor. Grab yours at Mega Dip near Beastro in Birds of the World! Plus, Beastro Restaurant just introduced bold new menu items including the Spicy Burger, Brisket
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@Nyazsche
gaz
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@Literose17
literose @ Paris SI
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patriots 3 and out ad for chatgpt seahawks field goal gambling ad drake maye sack ad for openai seahawks field goal
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
6 days
It’s crazy you move to this city and everyone you meet will be like “oh you’re new here? See that big hospital on the hill in the middle of the city? Yeah if you go there for anything you’ll fucking die”
@KimKingReports
Kimberly King
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10:07am State Sen. Julie Mayfield and advocates demand accountability by HCA Mission after 3rd IJ in 2 years. @WLOS_13
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
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The Schedule
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@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
2 months
nazi goons: hm? whatst iz tis you are doing mein fuhrer? hitler: ah, mine fellow nazi, zust chreating un american fütball team... i think i'llz call it... ze New England Patriots...
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@doulbedoink
Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo
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Robert Kraft (pulling his hand away from a 19 year olds ass): Uhhh what would you do if you saw a jewish boy try to go down low and then be called too slow? His QB every dropback:
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
7 days
My mom just said the puppy bowl has gone woke
@AnimalPlanet
Animal Planet
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Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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They set him up with that audio mix lowkey cause the show banged
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@katie_dey
katie dey
8 days
every substance has been smoked at this point . we ran out of stuff to smoke . we gotta start smoking concepts . we gotta start smoking abstract ideas
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
9 days
*returning to Monroe— the Good old boy Helms family made sure of that.
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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Robert F. Williams founded the NAACP chapter in my hometown got himself an NRA charter and successfully led black armed self defense against one of the Klan/Police He was exiled and died without ever returning. Monroe refuses to memorialize him to this day. Read Negroes With Guns
@queenie4rmnola
Dr. Allison Wiltz
12 days
Share some lesser known black history from your region
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
10 days
I kinda hate that this guy is right
@deanwball
Dean W. Ball
12 days
I remember the horrifying moment when I, as a music snob, purchased a fine audio system and heard meatloaf and realized that meatloaf is in fact beautiful—symphonic music that would have knocked Beethoven straight on his back if he could have heard it the way I did
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@gorilla__radio
Gorilla Radio Show
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For episode 94 of Gorilla Radio Show, we were honored to have Dr. Sara Skiba of the Ape Cognition and Conservation Initiative on the pod to explain how social media algorithms can lead to the promotion of exotic animal trafficking. Episode 94 goes live tomorrow!
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
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$40 says no
@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
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You know you’re going to have to get a real job eventually right
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@PinstripeBungle
A-100 gecs
3 years
I'm dressed like this in the back of a Toyota Tacoma technical while a dude dressed like The Riddler gives an inspiring speech about we struggle for democratic socialism. A proud boy loitering munition will turn me into chuck beef in three hours but I don't know that yet.
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@BaldAlarmingly
Alarmingly Bald White Guy
18 days
@ me next time goofball. If you’re about it then go “firebomb the walmart”. If you had reading comprehension you’d know I’m not talking him out of being involved I’m talking him out of making a rash decision that could kill him for no material gains for the working class. READ
@VioletFlame23
Violet
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Libs: Ready to die for the revolution Leftists: Desperately trying to talk them out of it
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