Dr. Badvice
@BadHealthAdvice
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Bad Health Advice, Medical Humor, Random Thoughts. Dr/Dr.
Pawnee, IN
Joined December 2019
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Coffee is better than water, change my mind
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New season of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader bout to be easy as hell
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Fun fact, regular coke is much better for weight loss than diet coke
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Biden finds out how to appeal to young voters by having strong pull out game
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Not gonna lie, Donald Trump getting his ear pierced was pretty progressive, may think about voting for him now
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Heck it. If anyone is interested in taking over (buying) this account, hmu
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But increasing smoking increases the odds of dying before you can even get diabetes
Another good reason to drop that deadly habit: Quitting smoking reduces the risk of developing type 2 #diabetes by 30-40%. More information: 🚭 https://t.co/x123NCZ30G
#WorldDiabetesDay
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Let patients rest. Seriously. Rest is absolutely vital to overall health. People are absolutely MISERABLE when we keep poking and prodding 24/7. Seriously, I'm taking a stand. No matter how much the RRT begs me, I'm not disturbing this sweet sleeping angel to give her atropine.
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Got some codes to the other place, hmu if you need one, preference will go to mutuals. And I SWEAR I will start posting there soon once life decides to take a chill pill.
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No kidding. No matter how many I take, I still have erectile disfunction
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Rx- Prescription. Seriously, it stands for prescription. That makes literally no sense. The 'r' is the second letter! And 'x' doesn't even appear in the word! WHAT THE FUCK. This is why nobody trusts doctors.
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COPD- Chronic Obstructive Police Department, when your airways do nothing but impede as opposed to what they were assigned to do (All COPDs are bastards)
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IV- Roman numeral for 4, which is how many tries it will take to stick this giant needle in your arm GERD- Ancient medical deity that all medical professionals pray to. Praise Gerd.
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MRSA- Methicillan-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus, completely made up medical words to scare you (see: COVID) ADHD-
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CABG- Short for cabbage, which you should've been eating instead of cheeseburgers to get where you are STD- Proof that you got laid. Nice.
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URI- Urinary Respiratory Infection, a disease obtained when your bladder is terrible with directions ABG- How most new physicians begin their alphabet after doing 7 24 hour shifts in a row
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