heard the Suez Canal is in trouble again

The way i just watched people much smarter than me spray water on an oil fire, in the ocean. #GulfOfMexicoFire

.⁦⁦@elonmusk⁩ I found your computer aptitude test from when you were 17. If I remember correctly, they had to retest you because they had never seen such a high score. No wonder you are such a brilliant engineer. #ProudMom

If an atheist says “The sun is hot.” and a Christian says “I agree. That’s true.”, it would be backwards to therefore say the Christian has adopted an atheistic worldview. In many cases, it’s not the “what” but the “why” that distinguishes Christians from our secular friends.

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

“A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another." -Jesus

“While I don’t have an aversion to thanking God for achieving life goals, I’m patiently waiting for someone to emerge from the loser’s locker room and say, ‘I want to thank God in my loss’. Modern Christianity has little use for a God glorified in our failures.” Anthony Carter

Joe Burrow mic’d up is better than I ever could’ve imagined. #LSU

“Savannah, you need to send the whole family to Orlando, I got something for Bronny”

If you want to see more of God in your life the Bible is a good place to start.

Now y’all go back and read this article knowing that all my blood work came back clean!!!but I had a beer can between my legs get the f*** out of here how does a 5’8 officer se inside a window above his head anyway 🤔 how do 5 cop cars show up before I take a sobriety test huh🤔

"A.J. is the kind of guy that makes everyone do their job better."

we should have voted smarter

Is anyone else under the weird assumption that if you went back in time you could beat up everyone there just by virtue of being from the future?

And my favorite undrafted free agent story ever: Negotiated with player directly, no agent. Told him we had a deal, bonus would be $1,000. He said (no joke): "Mr. Brandt, I only have $200 now but I promise I will bring the rest when I get there." I said "No, no. We pay you."

I cast my Heisman ballot for #SaquonBarkley! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! https://t.co/H0Zp8oykD7

The porn video that was "liked" by Sen. Ted Cruz's Twitter account has been removed and reported, spokeswoman says https://t.co/0ZhMaeGiCz