when a job listing says the words "fast-paced environment" that means toxic

"Racial disproportionality" os a fancy term for saying The Family Regulation System is Racist. We're just gonna stop using it, okay?

We don't need journalists who think objectivity means giving equal time to truth and lies.

I feel like the school districts sent out the survey and then realized “Ah fuck that’s gonna be too many kids” when 75% said send em back! and revoked the option for that reason. Another three months of quarantine learning...

I have a fucking cough and I’m really hoping it’s pneumonia. What a ride 2020 is.

I have a joke about foster care but it’s not really in the kids’ best interest

You ever have like crushing depression but can’t fucking get Hollaback Girl or some shit out of your head running in the background of it all? Because same.

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Two weeks in Minneapolis. Two weeks of @StarTribune front pages.

Just when I think I’ve fairly come to terms with the reunification of my FD2 I walk down the toddler aisle at my local shop where I once happily browsed clothes for her and it hits me all over again. #fostercare #cryingatTarget

This tweet didn’t age well. I mean yeah I’ll do it. But ffs

Just watched the @Simone_Biles movie with my gymnastics obsessed ADHD foster daughter and she is now asking where Simone lives so she can get a selfie, and when is the quarantine over so she can go to gymnastics class again and be just like her ❤️ perfect movie for us tonight.

We need a stimulus check for every working parent who is now supervising distance-learning for a kid with an IEP because LOL when are we supposed to work now??

I don’t have a good home gym (20lb slam ball, 5 lb dumbbells and a step.) so I ended up doing 150 push ups today during my workout. Getting buff prison style over here. 😭 #quarantine #stayhome #gymrat

Update: parties are just as awkward via Zoom as they are in real life. #introvertlife #COVID19 #socialdistancing #zoom

Reading this book by @UrsulaV and storyline aside the way she describes life with a hound dog is hilarious and spot on.

You know you’re getting old when you injure your knees and like no one questions how or why. Just hobbling around. This is my life now.

The bartender is Jamaican and apparently just brought like 45 teenagers overseas here to experience America so that’s cool

Yes I am sitting at a bar alone while at the Wisconsin Dells. Luckily Lily Allen is playing, my kids and wife are asleep in our room and I’m wearing something cute and comfortable. What more could ya want