Cleveland is grilling out drinking beers today in large and incredibly affordable backyards while you sit in a 300 sq. ft studio apartment on a black futon that is also your bed talking about how NYC just has a different energy to it.
Given all the JJ Watt talk, quick appreciation tweet for what Olivier Vernon did in the final 8 games of the 2020 season.
9 sacks in 8 games, 2nd highest in his career, including 1 against the has-been Steelers to secure our 1st playoff berth in 18 years. Hell of a 2nd half.
Kyrie Irving’s "mood swings" are an "unspoken concern that makes Brooklyn officials queasy."
Nets sources say an episode happened on their trip to China, leaving the team confused, per Jackie MacMullan
The
@CleGuardians
just got lucky…by playing old school baseball to get 15 hits while hitting bloops and beating the shift and hitting 2 strike bases loaded clutch walk offs to go up against a cocky arrogant ass team 3.2x their payroll.
#ForTheLand
-
#Browns
lose head coach and best o-lineman for 1st playoff game in 18 years
-terrorists invade capitol with ease once again highlighting inequality in America
Paul Dolan:
Here’s an idea: let’s keep OBJ, pound it with Chubb, and give Baker the green light to sling it downfield on play action bootlegs to his multi-million dollar receivers.
And also, I’m done with pump fakes. Just sling it. Throw TDs, throw picks. I don’t care. Sling it.
#Browns
37 quarterbacks later, the Cleveland Browns have finally found their franchise QB.
A 38 year old w/ enough old man dad strength to lead us to a Super Bowl.
Nationals NFL fans watching: “this is over I’m going to bed.”
#Browns
fans: “if we could just get 2 more turnovers and 3 more scores, we have a chance”
I can already picture the
#Browns
Dez Bryant meeting now.
John Dorsey presents low ball offer
{Carl Nassib enters room}
“Bro how many rolos do u have? Take this offer, put it in ur checking, and when u retire you’ll have 900 mil”
Almost need every
#Browns
player to stand up and say they are positive like an early 2000’s sports movie refusing to play without coach.
*Jarvis stands up* “well if coach can’t coach, then I’m positive too”
*Baker stands up*: “Yeah, me too”
pans to stern faced Roger Goodell
If this is the end of the Jarvis Landry era in Cleveland…just want to say thank you
@God_Son80
for turning a hopeless locker room around in 2018 into where we are now (a crazy disgruntled locker room but not hopeless)
Looking back at this moment, my favorite part isn’t the block or the shot, it’s
@KingJames
’ expression when looking up at the clock during the final seconds, and realizing he actually did it.
Even if the
#Browns
don’t land Watson and Baker demands a trade and leaves, I will still somehow convince myself that we are playoff contenders with Nick Mullens…because I am an idiot and refuse to give up hope no matter what.
The 3-1 Cleveland
#Browns
are:
-1st in rushing yards (818)
-1st in yards per carry (5.9)
-1st in rushings TDs (8)
-1st in defensive takeaways (10)
-1st in turnover differential (+6)
And that’s what you call an identity.
#AllBiteNoBark
Browns executives: “we need a guy who can be a good backup like Flacco, but someone the fans won’t call for if Deshaun throws a pick week 1.”
Andrew Berry: I might know a guy
#Browns
WR Odell Beckham Jr. out here blocking his ass off for 65 yards while hurt to help teammate Nick Chubb.
Cleveland Media: “
@OBJ
runs 65 yards towards Bengals defenders to say ‘come get me’. MY COLUMN:”
If
#Browns
bring back
@God_Son80
..
QB: Deshaun Watson
RB: Nick Chubb
RB: Kareem Hunt
WR: Amari Cooper
WR: Jarvis Landry
TE: David Njoku
It’s a fantasy football roster.
I’m probably in the minority here, but if
#Browns
ever make the Super Bowl, I have no interest in going. Would much rather be in Cleveland watching it with 100% Cleveland fans.
Surprised by the lack of travel from Bengals fans. Ohio has the smallest number of ticket buys I’ve ever seen from a Super Bowl team state.
Only 9% of fans that bought tickets on StubHub came from Ohio.
31% from California, which obviously has the Rams and the venue.
“Ya know Al…it’s puzzling to see the Cleveland Cavaliers show LeBron James the door here. I for one am surprised to see them kick a star player like James to the curb, really leaving him nowhere to go.”
Cleveland
#Browns
just pounded the statistically ranked
#1
offense in the NFL and are now in 1st place in the AFC North.
Talk about that, national media.
NFL disciplinary process is wild.
-NFL plays prosecutor & presents their case
-NFLPA plays the defense & presents their case
-if they can’t settle, then an independent arbitrator makes an unbiased independent decision
THEN I JUST DO WHATEVER I WANT
Just got pre-clearance from the wife that tomorrow’s
#Browns
tailgate with my 2 friends in my driveway starts at 12pm. This is winning in your mid-30s.
Here’s
#ChadwickBoseman
describing his interactions with children w/ cancer who tried to hold on long enough to watch him as Black Panther...while he himself had cancer. 😭😭😭
You watched Freddie, Hue, Pettine, Chud, Shurmur, Crennel, Robiskie and Butch…but Stefanski is where you draw the line?
#Browns
Twitter is crazy, but Browns FB is WILD.
Grossi: “u haven’t had Chubb and Hunt in the backfield together w/ Baker under center all year...why is that?”
Kitchens: “We ran the I-formation on 3rd and 2 w/ both back there yesterday”
Grossi:
Kitchens: “u were probably just going to the bathroom”
😂😂😂
#Browns
Nick Chubb really should have helped Ward and Delpit cover that TD pass by Flacco. And then, he was nowhere to be seen on the onside kick to recover it. And to top it all off, he miss the extra point. Glad he is finally taking ownership of that loss.
#Browns
If
#Browns
could just get good QB play next year and a few elite WRs and a kicker and a more aggressive game plan and a healthy line and no dropped passes and no TEs falling over before we throw it to them, we are going back to the playoffs. Book it.
“The Clemson WR was allowed to catch it and fumble it for an incompletion because he is playing against a team that plays in the same state as the
#Browns
”
#GoBucks
Baker Mayfield confirmed as starter for 2022. So if you’re a
#Browns
fan, you support him 100% heading into week 1. Then if he stinks, you bitch and moan about him until he gets better. And if he doesn’t, we move on. Go Browns.