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berk d. demir

@bd

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HTTP/1.1 410 Gone

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menlo park, ca

Joined June 2007

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

berk d. demir

@bd

9 years

Can we pin someone else's tweet to our profile?

at slyphon 🫡

@slyphon

9 years

REMEMBER: You are not standing on the shoulders of giants, rather on the graves of those who died trying to get it good enough.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

date +%G 2022 so, it's not it.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

for the Brits: Liz Truss lasted longer than this once in a generation genius.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

not even 3 scaramuccis.

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Charlie Miller

@0xcharlie

3 years

This really makes me want to take a pay cut to work for the government

Gabe Kaminsky

@gekaminsky

3 years

NEW: Jen Easterly, (@CISAJen), a top official in Biden's DHS, is being hit with an ethics complaint over a Twitter post endorsing reporter @a_greenberg book, @dcexaminer has learned. https://t.co/67oVDARmjK

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

i mean, i guess you can buy this masterpiece as a surprise gift. it's ok.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

as a coffee lover + nerd, i URGE you to NOT buy a coffee related gift to the coffee lover + nerd in your life, WITHOUT getting their express approval about a said item. probably they already have strong opinions about almost all the things listed in here.

NYT Wirecutter

@wirecutter

3 years

And all the other coffee lovers out there ☕️ https://t.co/XsiY48BPMF

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

"we'll rewrite in rust over two weekends" levels of underestimating the work and overestimating self equivalent blunder by Leroy Sané on 90th+5 minute. #SPA🇪🇸 vs #GER🇩🇪

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Preet Bharara

@PreetBharara

3 years

I am thankful for those who believed in me before I believed in myself

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Laura Peek

@laurapeek_

3 years

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

do your thing zookeeper.

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Tim McNamara

@timClicks

3 years

S3 seems like a pretty simple app. I mean, how hard is PUT and GET? Shouldn't need more than 4 to 6 engineers to maintain.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

uhm. using a badge post _from 2016_ was a bad choice for the sentiment i wanted to relay. i took the easier way out back then. contributed relatively little to many legends who had to leave their life's work because of this petulant prick.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

right... this strategy worked out so well for companies who relatively had infinite coffers and absolutely unfettered access to talent.

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

had damn good coffee. #ode_to_twitter_1_0

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

sports ruled everything around availability. #ode_to_twitter_1_0

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

had extraordinary and colorful talent. #ode_to_twitter_1_0

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berk d. demir

@bd

10 years

in memoriam, VM-526. /cc @stevegury @ksrenev @kdspaul @bitbckt http://t.co/IGbtfTPVnZ

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

i need to get back home. my dog is probably hungry. menlo park pd, please get ahold of this situation.

The Onion

@TheOnion

3 years

Facebook HQ On Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out Of Metaverse https://t.co/1oeGnqpAjc

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berk d. demir

@bd

3 years

a perfectly normal thing to do. all hardcore companies i know of participate in this exercise fortnightly.

Zoë Schiffer

@ZoeSchiffer

3 years

NEW: Twitter just alerted employees that effective immediately, all office buildings are temporarily closed and badge access is suspended. No details given as to why.

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david mclaughlin

@dmcg

3 years

Twitter 1.0 *was* hardcore engineering and more. It was giving your company more than 40 hours a week not because it was expected, but because they treated us like adults, with respect. They gave us a mission and the autonomy and ownership to contribute to it as best we could.

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