Ayaz
@AyazC_
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Muslim | Tax Evader | DM if you need financial advice
UK
Joined June 2022
Won't happen.
wyd if ur wife’s taller than u in heels.
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What she really meant
never trust a twitter man with more than 100 followers.
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Supporting Israel.
What is a sign of extremely low intelligence?.
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Celebrity worship.
What is a sign of extremely low intelligence?.
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Makes sense.
if you’re a man with sisters you should make it a priority to take them out. whether it be for coffee, a hike, shopping or to browse a bookstore. make sure they’re not stuck at home all day while you’re out with your friends.
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Can't lie this was really funny.
marriage is scary what if he doesn’t say im his favourite vegetable after putting me in an unresponsive state for leaving the house without seeking his permission.
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Royal Mail sucks. The worst however, is Evri (formerly known as Hermes).
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What he's trying to say is, those who are employed (have no other income) and have to fill out a self assessment earn over £150,000 per year. Less than 4% of men earn this much in the UK through employment.
Sisters; if he’s employed and still has to fill out a self assessment…say yes to that rishta.
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Assuming the customer is not a Muslim, this is normal amongst the non-muslims. They date for around 2 to 3 years before deciding to marry. Don't know why people are shocked by this.
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If you spend on charity, Allah spends on you. Give to charity whenever possible.
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Hanif unleashed all of his children on us for summoning him too much.
If I read my name one more time on the timeline, the children in my basement will suffer.
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Medjool dates are the best dates.
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London is better.
Back in the best city in the UK (Brum).
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Absolute legend.
A LEVEL student calls out the BBC on A level results day! . Palestine dominates. It is a lighting rod for accumulated anger. Disgust at politicians, the mainstream media, and capitalism. He said FREE PALESTINE AND The BBC is COMPLICIT! WELL DONE !!
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I swear this app always wants to remind me that I'm old.
all the girls, regardless of their age, are api/baji/sweethearts. 29+ men are all uncs though.
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