Laymen need a Sharh to understand my tweets.

I wanted her to be mentally challenging, but she turned out to be mentally challenged.

I've been inside many CEO groups and "masterminds" over the years. Some were good for a season, but most stopped being useful. Problem is, a lot are full of "solopreneur CEOs" sharing frameworks that don't scale past $1-3M. Or pro networkers pitching fractional CFO services,

I can tell how wise you are based on the amount of hair left on your head.

100 Quote Tweets all saying the same thing let me make it 101 so everybody knows I also have an opinion 🔥🔥🔥

I wouldn't sleep for the next couple of days if I were you.

Forget anabolic steroids, I inject myself with choccy milk.

The Alpha needs to announce when he is about to get sleepy.

Prevent your wife from achieving her dreams.

Never make an Alpha choose between a Ben 10 watch and a Lightning McQueen racecar bed. He wants both.

Only a Salafi with biceps the size of planets is strong enough to hold the Salafi Bookstore Pen.

The easiest way to get a girl's number is by stealing her phone.

Forget generational wealth, I'm gonna put my family into generational debt.

Sry, Based and Redpilled Tradwife, but the Salafi-pretending Undercover Agent gets all the DMs.

Every Blurred Face Akh needs a Lip Pic Bint.

Going to the playground wearing a $10,000 hand tailored Brioni suit and destroying sandcastles built by underprivileged 3 year olds. I'm not evil, I'm just teaching them a lesson.

Wife Requirements: - 6'8 in socks - Can Deadlift 500Kg - Two different coloured eyes (Blue and Green) - Can perfectly imitate a T-Rex - Can speak Mandarin backwards

I heard the ladies love a man with a big biceps.

"I lost the argument but won the fistfight afterward!" I shouted as the five year old ran crying to his mother.

How it feels to battle all other Twitter Akhs in her DMs.

When an Alpha addresses another Alpha, he has one of three choices: Mister Sire Pookie

It wouldn't surprise me if Satan himself wrote some of these marriage stories you can find on Reddit.