Breaking News: The Justice Department has opened an antitrust investigation into the owner of Ticketmaster, whose sale of Taylor Swift tickets descended into chaos this week, focused on whether Live Nation has abused its power over the live music industry.

I REALLY BUT BABY IT’S CAN’T STAY COLD OUTSIDE

I guess it’s a 21st century world when you see a man in business attire chugging a Red Bull on the subway and all you can wish him is the best of luck ahead. The man is just begging for prayers.

Best line of the night so far. Bartender: we didn’t have a beer you wanted so here’s a margarita.

I think it’s fun that our boss saying, “everyone go to your hiding places” is just part of the norm at work.

Serious question: why has it taken so long for @Skippy and @Oreo to join forces and then sign with @lindsaylohan for a Parent Trap super bowl commercial?

The girl I never thought I’d turn into: folds all of her laundry, washes another load, and completes her Wordle before 5:30AM.

The Oscar for Best Directing goes to... #Oscars

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow

People marching through central Moscow this evening chanting “No to War!”

Emma Thompson on living in a woman’s body: my daughter thrums with life, my mother is frail – and I’m balanced between

the first film i ever acted in got nominated for best picture! i am retiring

Josh Allen is so fucking good.

https://t.co/ry23FA0xc1

Antonio Brown tweeted this after the Bucs were beaten by the Rams.

This is wild 😱

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.

2021 can fuck off

Now that I am half way through my 24th year of life, I can confidently say that my love for @MarthaStewart is on the rise. Yes, I’ve subscribed to her newsletter.