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I notoriously do not know ball

Joined March 2011
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
4 months
Kansas utilizing the unused part of their field for agriculture is a smart move
@KU_Football
Kansas Football
4 months
It’s beautiful 🌾
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Never a doubt. Auburn gets a gritty win against a projected tournament team. Steven Pearl stays undefeated as a head coach. When you’re a blue blood you’re gonna get everyone’s absolute best.
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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I’m so tired of performative nonsense
@CFBPlayoff
College Football Playoff
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They've left their hats at the door and today's selection committee meeting is officially in session! 🏈🏆 #CFBPlayoff
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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=Σ(a:ll)
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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RT @Vern_Funquist: 🦅Latest odds to be the next head coach at Auburn. Could Jimbo Fisher be back in CFB?? 👀👀👀 #WarEagle #WDE #CFB More H…
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Look at me. I am the committee.
@JFergusonAU
Justin Ferguson
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Auburn AD John Cohen: "I am the committee."
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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I’m so glad John Cohen is calling out the liars saying that Boosters control Auburn’s program.
@RosieLangello
Rosie Langello-Hodgens
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Auburn AD John Cohen says not one time has he had a donor or a board member say 'you need to hire this person' Says "That's one of those things that might have been created by other schools in the state of Alabama. That myth is not reality." @wsfa12news
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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What am I missing about Cohen? All the hate I see towards him seems performative. Where am I wrong?
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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“Auburn’s boosters control the team and meddle too much!” Literally Auburn’s AD:
@_JHokanson
Justin Hokanson
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John Cohen: "I am the committee." Cohen says he'll listen and take in any and all information regarding the coaching search and candidates, but reiterates he will make the final decision.
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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People are more delusional against Auburn than Auburn fans are delusional for Auburn. No one is ready for this conversation.
@CourtAnne1225
Courtney McKinney
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LSU & Florida may be messy but they’re still top tier jobs Arkansas is mid tier. Should hire Petrino but may find a way to f it up Auburn is a whole ass disaster. Yet some poor soul is gonna look at that program, see all the flashing red toxic flags, and say, “yeah, I can fix
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@KaidS01
Kaiden S
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Every Auburn coach since 1950: Shug Jordan: National Champion x2 Doug Barfield: Disaster Pat Dye: National Champion Terry Bowden: National Champion Tommy Tuberville: National Champion Gene Chizik: National Champion Gus Malzahn: National Runner Up Harsin: Disaster Freeze:
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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IN ONTHER NEWS: The Back to Back SEC champions take the floor this afternoon to defend Head Coach Steven Pearl’s undefeated head coaching record. AUBURN BASKETBALL IS BACK!
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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This simply isn’t true and I’m already tired of this talking point. Alabama had Pete Golding and Bill O’Brien and Georgia currently has Mike Bobo and there isn’t a serious person on this app that wants any of these as the next coach.
@gAUlf_WDE
gAUlf
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If Durkin was at say, Georgia or uat, y'all would be crawling and begging for him to be HC
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Alabama fans now salivating over our roster after trashing the same players all year is hilarious.
@SSN_Alabama
Sidelines - Bama
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Perry Thomson after flipping from Alabama to Auburn: “Nick Saban is a good coach, all the stuff he has in college football and all that, but I know he specializes in DBs and my main position is receiver. I know Hugh Freeze has a background of developing receivers at a higher
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Florida fans always have Auburn on their mind.
@marlbororedddss
Brick🧃🚂
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@CBBonFOX Damn no auburn? 🤣🤣🤣 little bro needs people to zoom in to see them
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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280 comments and 75+ quote tweets and NOT ONE of them produced any valid reasons why Auburn isn’t the best job. Group think on this app is at epidemic levels. Please don’t be a sheep.
@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Auburn is the best job in college football. In terms of program history, no team with an open head coach position has achieved more than Auburn has. This isn’t up for debate. It’s a statement of fact.
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@AuburnMemes
Auburn Memes
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Don’t click a single article from any of these national morons that link the Auburn job with Jimbo Fisher
@BruceFeldmanCFB
Bruce Feldman
1 day
With Hugh Freeze fired, where does Auburn look now? Can Jimbo Fisher, James Franklin or a fast-rising coach fix Auburn? 7 candidates to watch:
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@PabloEscoburner
pablo escobarner (blue check)
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This is a great reminder that Auburn went into Rupp Arena and put belt to ass against a really good Kentucky squad and then went onto win the SEC title and win the South regional to make it to another Final Four. I needed this. Thank you for your service, Blue Chips Media.
@BlueChipsBBN
Blue Chips Media
2 days
SHOW ME HOW YALL DO THAT AGAIN @AuburnU
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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Auburn is the best job in college football. In terms of program history, no team with an open head coach position has achieved more than Auburn has. This isn’t up for debate. It’s a statement of fact.
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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There is a short list of Auburn fans I’m willing to even listen to about coaching prospects. Also, if you respond “you don’t know ball” in response to someone that doesn’t like the coach you want, your opinion is invalid.
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@AuburnEinstein
Auburn Einstein
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We’re back!
@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
1 day
Sources: Auburn has fired coach Hugh Freeze. He’s gone 6-16 in the SEC over his three seasons and 15-19 overall. After losing to Kentucky last night to fall to 4-5, Auburn is in danger of having a losing record for third-straight year.
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