Mikey 🦥
@Asstromikey
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snitches are bitches • I’m a Gemini so that’s really a threesome • get fucked bud • 11/29/24 ❤️
Earth Kingdom
Joined October 2012
why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th
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driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch
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If you’re going to Subtronics at the shrine… you’re not READY FOR THE LASERS 😭
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Late post buuuut a year ago this silly guy asked me to be his boyfriend during Kai wachi & this past weekend we got to celebrate our 1 year being the dubstep gremlins we are In The same exact spot🥹🖤
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Didn’t know how much I needed a @Samplifire set before this weekend 🥴
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I say this every time but that was by far the best Wooli set yet 🥴
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Miss Piggy being arrested by Sabrina Carpenter at the final show of the Short n’ Sweet tour. (🎥: @prfctsabrinas)
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A park manager is not about to win against a black mother of three children goodbye
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What it’s like walking into work tweaked out on caffeine and Penjamin Franklin
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Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.
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Opening with my general manager and I think I’d rather kms slowly
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No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that
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Hearing LA immediately celebrate the Dodgers winning will forever be top tier
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Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’: • Ariana Grande • Sarah Paulson • Evan Peters • Angela Bassett • Kathy Bates • Emma Roberts • Billie Lourd • Gabourey Sidibe • Leslie Grossman • Jessica Lange
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Wall-e and Eve…
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We don’t fire people for being alcoholics when they get home.
What do you think? Should it be illegal for businesses to fire employees who flunk drug tests for using marijuana off the clock?
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Neighbor is blasting Needy by Ariana Grande… baby gorl who hurt you 😭
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me at the slightest inconvenience
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