"omg he has sisters he must know how to treat a woman"!!!.(🤡🫵🏼).

RT @Aashi_jha1: Ask a girl what kind of Men she wants, then sit and listen how she explains the characteristics of non living things.

isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs.

Los Angeles Dodgers definitely winning and you can't tell me otherwise.

Black ppl say anything fr cause what tf does ! “If push come to shove” mean 😂😂 ???.

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. Idek what it means but I’ve had enough.

my ex has a video of me on all 4s kissing her feet and apologizing to her.

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible.

smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩.

life got so serious i stopped doing my british accent.

Finding a white person’s dog would fix all my financial problems.

job applications be like “not that it matters lol but are you black 👀”.

just spent $12. i have to fucking kill myself.

“I got a trick for yo ass”. -a black mother that is NOT a magician.

i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared.